Katie Diemert

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the jonas brothers went to the year 3000. they could have warned us about covid-19 but chose not to

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

My coworkers and I have decided that ‘RN’ stands for “refreshments & narcotics” because that seems to be all we hand out around here

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

Really didn’t think it was possible to screw up microwaveable Mac & cheese, but somehow I managed @Warren_Findon

[Sydne Haider @sydnehuston]

10/10 do not recommend working in healthcare during a pandemic

[Jake Diemert @jakediemert]

Just feel so alive when I eat salt and vinegar chips

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

@tysheehan Congrats!! That’s huge! 👏🏽

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

If this isn't poetry, I don't know what poetry is https://t.co/HIdOzeYq7u

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

@hpepprock True! Can’t wait 😊

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

I really hate leaving my family😢

[Brooke Gillespie @skoyenb]

My mom is truly one of the best souls. ✨

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

Just walked in on three 80 yr old women splitting a tallboy of Miller lite and I couldn’t be more happy

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

@MadisenMcIntosh I can vouch for that

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

@Fritz553Jack @kateneibauer @jakediemert Hey now!! You really want to start this..

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

Writing a paper and watching Mulan is so hard because you need to be productive but all you want to do is defeat the Huns

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

Note to self: don't buy cheap printer paper #shouldvewenttodundermifflin

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

@IMac219 @gtillmane75 @IMac219 okay

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

@gtillmane75 is the best hugger in the world

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

@MadisenMcIntosh God your tweets absolutely kill me😂

[Katie Diemert @katiediemert]

Me: bye dad, love you!
Dad: later dude