Katie

I enjoy nonsense. Writing it, reading it, hearing it...

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

june was supposed to be Pride but it ended up being Prejudice 😭

[Katie @katieec]

The amount of people replying that you have to go around the entire board is astonishing! Straight to home for the win #punintended

[Laura @Loewhaley]

F-inishing my to do list
R-eady for the weekend
I-t can wait until Monday
D-o not disturb
A-vailable but pls don’t
Y-ou shall not schedule an afternoon meeting unless absolutely necessary

[Katie @katieec]

@todayshow @JennaBushHager I love your striped blouse with the blue sleeves from today and would love to know who makes it? So much fun for spring!

[Katie @katieec]

I am shocked by how many people don’t know how to row a boat. Maybe you’re not athletic but have you never seen water move? Learn. These. Things. Before. Going. On. Amazing. Race. #alsostickshifts

[Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner]

People have proposed to me a few times, but I’ve never been married - because I’m not trying to get murdered.

I watch the news. I know how the world works.

[Katie @katieec]

This is why we shouldn’t trust birds 😂

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

It begins.

"German Chancellor Angela Merkel reacts as she gets bitten while feeding Australian lorises at Marlow Bird Park" (Georg Wendt/dpa)

[Katie @katieec]

@brettphillips15 Maybe beaten out by cotton candy but great birthday choice!

[Katie @katieec]

@sepinwall @buzztronics @AaronRodgers12 Albeit slightly disappointed that all the female guest host were non-starters for permanent position based on current awesomeness - would have loved to believe @RobinRoberts or @SavannahGuthrie were truly an option full time

[Katie @katieec]

@sepinwall I was all in on @buzztronics or @AaronRodgers12 so surprised by the news but never thought it’d be Burton so I’m surprised by the thread only using him as the gold standard comparison

[Katie @katieec]

Can we all agree that “xennial” was a MUCH better name for us than “geriatric millennial” - why did Medium have to do us like that?

[Katie @katieec]

@jimcalv Wow.

[Katie @katieec]

Looking forward to seeing all the used gas cans for sale over the next few days #idiots

[Chris Schleicher @cschleichsrun]

Did you pull a “prank” or did you just say something that isn’t true?

[Katie @katieec]

Norway’s tunnel game is 💯 https://t.co/iTOoGAFH0l

[Katie @katieec]

😂😂😂

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

I told you the smear ads were coming, but Georgians will see Sen. @Kloeffler’s ads for what they are.

[Katie @katieec]

Do yourself a favor and watch Dash & Lily on Netflix #DashAndLily