katie ☽☾

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[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

everytime i thrift i ask myself if its giving either monster high or charmed. if the answer is yes it’s mine

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

leaving the house with OCD every morning:

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

@3t3rnallyYours 😛lemme see

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

@_partypisser Reading this tweet while watching adults lol yes

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

Got a glee pin for my bday so of course i HAD to put it on the cat purse

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

Why did I just get an ad for instagram reels for the TV….zuckerberg’s so #gluttonous

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

@Danixwx Happy birth!

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

New hand-drawn groupchat pic bc the old one was lowkey Evil (ai)

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

@fakingprogress True love fr

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

Just remembered ai exists and now im sad

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

Never apologize for meowing <3

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

Maintenance guy was leaving & he saw the cats and was like “meow meow meow meow meow meow meow” and then looked at me and said “sorry i love cats”

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

today’s NYT connections consisted of 2 of my dead childhood pets names - one of which we lost literally last week.…it’s 8 am…..next time just shoot me fr

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

sometimes when i go shopping for tops, it feels like they just passed a law to make having big boobs illegal

[౨ৎ @Alychaaaaa]

I hate seeing a man buttcrack

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

Went for a night swim for the 1st time at my apartment’s pool and whilst in the hot tub, the power to the entire complex went out. I Thought It Was The End

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

my cat just left a dingleberry on the NYT mega crossword puzzle mid-solve wtf

[katie ☽☾ @katieeriley]

Plastic gremlin