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[kaatie @katieewut]

Kinda lame. You grow up, you go to work, you play less frisbee.

[kaatie @katieewut]

“I’m so glad we ‘re doing this, nobody has been dumb enough to try this with me yet.”

[kaatie @katieewut]

Kangaroo Jack is the shit!

[kaatie @katieewut]

If you say “I’m really picky about my beer” and then say “can I get an 805” I’m gonna need you to head toward the exit

[kaatie @katieewut]

Night Moves by Bob Seger is a man’s All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

[kaatie @katieewut]

I’ve started drinking tea everyday, does anybody know what that means

[kaatie @katieewut]

Big group of men: “do you guys have a light?”
Me and Caroline: “no”
One man in the group: “do they look like they’d have a light?”
Caroline: “that hurt”

[kaatie @katieewut]

This used to scare me so bad for no reason

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Anti-piracy ad from 2004

[kaatie @katieewut]

@WesleyIreland11 Omg please post it if you find it 🤣

[kaatie @katieewut]

I’m the comfiest when I look like a little boy

[kaatie @katieewut]

Is scratching a bug bite better than sex?

[kaatie @katieewut]

Happy @haneen_abbs birthday to all who celebrate 🎈

[kaatie @katieewut]

The perfect man doesn’t exis-

[kaatie @katieewut]

Nothing humbles me quicker than when I’m eating and my brother asks “how’s that mutton, Patrick?”

[kaatie @katieewut]

Anybody else keep their bananas in the fridge?

[kaatie @katieewut]

The guy at Rite Aid said it was his 27th straight day working because they’re understaffed, I felt so bad 🥺 maybe I could have another job?? Maybe? So he could get some sleep maybe? 🥺

[kaatie @katieewut]

I dress down all my outfits with my croc slides, idc

[Diogo Rocha @abesbilico]

love this one by @bjennymontero ❤️

[kaatie @katieewut]

@JohnMayer ? Yeah, he’s alright I guess

[kaatie @katieewut]

I have not treated my body like a temple today