ghost malone

[ghost malone @katieferg]

Can I make this my pinned tweet?

[The Cowboys suck. @MrLawson]

@katieferg Katie you literally have the juice.

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

If that’s the duvet cover and that’s the duvet insert then what the fuck is the duvet

[ghost malone @katieferg]

Would love to yap about my night but if you weren’t there you don’t get to know

[casey at the bat🏀 @thebenchesclear]

from the Village Voice, 1996

[ghost malone @katieferg]

Absolutely feral today and I have no hoes

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

You watch a team come back from being down 4-0 just to lose in double overtime and then suddenly it makes sense why organizations are asking prospects if they would kill their teammate in a stressful situation

[ghost malone @katieferg]

Talked a drunk friend into putting in my air conditioner last night. Pretty solid deal.

[the cone @mcflurry_slut]

Remember when Ben Shapiro went on TV and said his wife’s vagina was never ever ever wet

[˖ Ridhima ˖᯽ ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

It’s beautiful when a man can look past my mental illnesses and love me for my boobs.

[WeBelieve @WeBelieveEM]

Carter Hart allows 3 goals in 39 seconds.

He has not been this unreliable since he gave his testimony under oath

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden is doing the opposite of scaring the hoes. charming the hoes.

[ghost malone @katieferg]

Discovering too many people I know paid actual American dollars to go to MGK last night

[ghost malone @katieferg]

No. These shoes are disgusting

[Springfield Thunderbirds @ThunderbirdsAHL]

May was a BIG month for Georgii

[Lights @lights]

If you generate ai music and upload it to dsps you’re a scammer. If you are a musician pushing generative ai music platforms you’re a traitor. Hope this helps!

[Jalen “Banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The man who voiced Tigger in Winnie the Pooh also invented the first artificial heart.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When your depressed but you need Face ID to get into your phone

[clithony findertano @ducktelevision]

sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a pup cup (8-16 beers)

[૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა @CBD42O]

this is so hard to explain but theres a bird in my neighborhood i have to confront

[maybe: sasha @goalietaps]

objectively the best mantra but i do wish the rhyming scheme was ABCB instead of ABCC (my mayor is muslim / my christian dior / my bagel is jewish / my knicks in four)