i was just at a local home goods store w/ my cousin getting furniture for my place when an elderly white woman approached me at the check out counter. she looked at me w/ tears in her eyes... & then said “i’m from Minneapolis & I just want you to know “you matter to me.”
Darin: Babe you don’t understand, I really love the draft. It’s like my 2nd Christmas.
Me: But what about the start of football season?
Darin: ... ok I lied. The draft is like my 3rd Christmas.
Me: 🙄