katie goldberg

kinda look like if shaun white had sex with a mouse

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She’s making her rounds again

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Gonna get the olympic rings tattooed

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I wish i could tour as a popstar without the singing. Like i just go to different cities stand on stage in really cool outfits and ppl cheer and clap. Maybe they sing a song or two at me. Hit me up if anyone knows a cool stage. A large table would suffice!

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ant funeral

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@yankma2 it has shattered my reality

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dad and his best friend :')

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this shit lights a fire in my soul. there is nothing i love more than a filthy rug getting the shower of a lifetime so it can sparkle and gleam. i read this headline, i know im having a good day.

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merch AND dice!?!? this place has everything!

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@yankma2 day not goin too well, huh?

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@jasyourss WOOOO

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this is a rom-com id watch

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frogs prolly give crazzy hand jobs with those webbed hands

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i only took the ACT once and i absolutely ripped ass during the science section. everyone knew it was me and the facilitator had to pause our clock so everyone could laugh. a bond that formed from agony was made stronger with gas. now thats science.

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classic throat tests

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didnt study for my throat test, call that an esophaguess

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@yankma2 mmmhm corntastic day!

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dude if u knew me ud be like "katie says this all the time"

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people say "katie how can u get work done when u constantly go to the bathroom?" to which i say "nary a relevance doth thy have to my work ethic. shan't we shame those who pee. for it be a bodily need. and for as long as i am free, i will let myself secrete." #capitalismsilences

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its cool to see the cities that havent gone through 9/11 bc the planes fly so low to the buildings