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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

There was a time in my life when I didn’t know who Erika Kirk was and I really took that for granted.

[ᒪᗩᑎE @lanechanged]

Wow. They did not stop at Bad Bunny & Green Day. The NFL said fuck it & got a proud, outspoken lesbian to sing America the Beautiful while an entirely different sexy latin dude interpreted it in sign language.
Not gonna lie, i'm slightly turned on right now.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Sorry dinner will be late, the Jump to Recipe button was broken and I'm still scrolling through Mackayleigh's personal and deep history with green beans

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Liam Ramos is just a baby. He should be at home with his family, not used as bait by ICE and held in a Texas detention center.

I am outraged, and you should be too.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GET INTO CREDIT CARD DEBT!

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

This is Donald Trump and Kristi Noem's America.

[kathryn @katieheimos]

@happyhappygal Do you realize 12 million watch hours is 1,368 years?! That’s awesome!!

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Meanwhile American scientists are saying Tylenol causes autism and sterilizing immigrants

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

There’s nothing normal about the President declaring war on an American city.

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

How can you be anti-vax and take Ozempic every week?

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

I’ll just leave this right here.

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Calm. Cool. Collected. Named everyone else on his crew. Said “anyone else would have done the same,” and then saved close to 200 people. A truly humble professional and hero.

I hope this man gets every good thing he deserves.

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Kohberger hearing is over.
He admitted it all.
I'm sitting behind his parents.

[Chiefs Mama 🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️💛❤️ @bling_momma]

Rich, huh?!?

[Lovable Liberal and his Old English sheepdog @DougWahl1]

Post a picture of your favorite sign from today's protests.

I will go first.

I have no clue what city this was taken in, but it made me laugh.

How about you? Show me your favorite sign.

[Josh Sorbe @joshsorbe]

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"

And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The party that blames school shootings on “mental health” is cutting funding for mental health.