Katie:)

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@OnlyTimCanTell

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Nelly doing the wave at the Cardinals game is so STL it hurts

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LaBoube’s taking me to all inclusive Cardinals games.
Me at 21: I’m here for the free booze
Me at 25: I’m here for the free food

[james @phan1om_]

kylie jenner’s “self-made” empire is almost as funny as donald trump’s “small loan of 1 million dollars”

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Finally watching the bachelorette in real time so Shelby and I can dissect every second over text.

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Our pet hospital where we took Packer on his last day sent us paw prints they made. I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭😭😭

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Once I learn how to be attracted to boys that actually like me, it’s over for you bitches.

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A kid just peed in front of our pharmacy. And the mom just took some paper towels and kind of cleaned it up and left. Like what is today?

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I’M ON A FERRY BOAT IN SEATTLE. Derek Shepherd where you at.

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Danielle and I have cried 3 times in the airport because we don’t want to leave Alaska. But I’m also done with pharmacy school. I’m an emotional mess.

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I only have 5 days left of pharmacy school and I don’t know how to feel. How do you prepare for a day you’ve waited 6 years for?

[Bracketology.tv @bracketologytv]

After tomorrow, we won’t see Arie on our screens again. And honestly...

“I love that.”

#TheBachelor

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Worst part about being in Alaska is the Bachelor is still on at 7pm here which means social media has ruined everything this season

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😐 *my face when my preceptor asked me to calculate a creatinine clearance I realized I forgot the equation*

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There’s a lady on my flight who’s wearing one of those cheap medical masks and talking about how she had a 102 degree fever earlier and isn’t feeling great. LADY GET OFF THIS PLANE.

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Haven’t shot a basketball in about 7 years and beat this guy in a game of 21 at the bar. Alcohol is magic people.

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*going out with tim*
Me: I’m not doing tequila shots tonight
Tim: 🙄 yea you wish
Me: *dies a little inside*

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I hate sitting at bread co watching high schoolers eat all of their bread bowl as if it isn’t 1,000 calories and they won’t gain 3 pounds overnight. 24 is rough.