Katie Jackson

usc 🐓

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

This is like seeing the Mona Lisa be painted

[Slinger @slinging_brics]

@tripgabriel Thank you for confirming Dr. Parent’s analysis of U.S. regime media with this smug drivel you call an obituary.

https://t.co/spZjZE2Sxp

[trash jones @jzux]

my ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Find someone that looks at you like Trump looks and smiles at Muslim men

[hera @shiningdaisies]

actually, there is a mean bone in my body

[Con @HateradeCon]

THESE IDIOTS CAN FLY???

[gay male lesbian chaser @fatherbeja]

“i just took ten shots” = scary, concerning, are you okay?

“i just have two beautiful delicious long island iced teas” = graceful, sophisticated, congratulations

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

whats your bronouns? lately im partial to big dawg

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

TSA might want RealID, but I have the realest ID.

[klyde @repsfolklore]

elon musk turned on his vibrator

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

My limited knowledge of French people is that they love smoking tabs and they love rioting, so this isn't going to end well.

[g brazy @gbrazybaby]

how do i explain to normal people that the way i quit vaping was by mixing in nicotine gum in this container and letting fate decide if I deserve to get buzzed

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Seems useful to me

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

when my friend finally breaks up with her shitty bf and I get to say what I really think

[spence 🍃 @spencesuks]

@1llicitBuck 💔

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Happy President’s Day @tonygoldwyn