Today my toddler choked on granola, had social distanced meltdowns, and shat in the bath. So, Mother’s Day is shaping up to be supes relaxing tomorrow.
@jimmykimmel on @BravoWWHL talking about going to Costco twice a month and responding to weird looks from people by saying “this is where I want to be,” is my love language.
As if my whiney toddler hasn’t tested me enough for the day, minutes into my shower after he goes down (me time!): “Baby shark doo doo doo”—the damn bath toy is f-ing with me. 🦈🤦🏻♀️ #momlife
3 things that happened this week in quarantine: 1. I played my childhood flute to entertain my son 2. I taught my Mom how to copy/paste a url from her browser into an email 3. I asked my work team if they watched Daniel Tiger on @netflix 🤷🏻♀️ #QuarantineLife