kate

not a hugger

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

accounting will make you lose all sense of money. what’s the difference? $2m? idc

[mariothewave @Mvrio96]

Be her peace bro, her degree is already making her cry

[Brittany Dawn @itsbrittanydawn]

Noah didn’t stop building the ark to explain himself to everyone who doubted and hated on him. keep building your ark, the rain will do the talking.

[Drew Jones @drewkjones]

The writers on this season of Texas have gone too far

[el dondada @omar_klm21]

I use materiality for everything in life. It’s really just a “is this worth giving a shit about” meter

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

how tf do you motivate yourself to audit

[Dallas Vice @dallasvice]

“Nobody asks you questions when you say you’re an accountant,” has to be the biggest lie of 2020.

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

So fucking annoying when I’m at work and my boss asks me to do my job

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Just found out about taxes. Not for me, thank you though🖤

[kate @katielpierce]

this is going to be me @brandon_pierce_

[Sarah Robson @Portal_Queen]

@inLaurasWords My hubby was a pilot. One day they allowed Families into the Simulator he was 'flying'. When I heard him on the radio doing all the 'Charlie Tango 259 request clearance to land' stuff I was gobsmacked. He sounded like a real pilot. Who would have thought!

[Danielle ✨💗🧚🏻‍♀️ @Daniellee_Reiss]

Do people realize they can just buy a Brita instead of 100 cases of bottled water or ???

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

auditors trying to reach a more-likely-than-not position like

[YUNG KO @akoboyd]

Dear Federal Reserve,
If you pay off these student loans, I will buy a house tomorrow.
Help me help you.

Sincerely,
A Millennial

[audie @audiee_R8]

i just got handed a miller lite... wtf do i look like???? gimme a coors

[Sara @SaraCivian]

What are “taxes” and how do you “do them”

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Saying “Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee”

- Rude and cliché
- Morning-specific
- Indicates that you want post-coffee conversation

Saying “Don’t talk to me”

- Still rude but less cliché
- Applies to all times of day
- Not contingent on coffee consumption

[kate @katielpierce]

I’m all for drafting women if it gets me out of busy season. #ww3

[Givon C. @nomadvon]

All jokes aside, please pray for the 750 soldiers who are deploying to Iraq as we speak.

Real heros are putting their lives on the line while ya’ll playing 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Pepsi @pepsi]

RT if you’re just tired.