kmm

keep off the dirigible plums, xxo ϟ

[kmm @katiemaemain]

Are we surprised?? #1 podcast of 2021, The Ross Bolen Podcast: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/SHxfn4xMuS

[kmm @katiemaemain]

@shan_gaffney I agree (I hate how bright it is at night in the summer tbh lol) but daylight savings time just *ended*. So the version of time you like is the one *without* daylight savings 🥴

[kmm @katiemaemain]

Lmao why tho

[Apple @Apple]

Take a virtual trip on the MTA from your living room. Your iPhone becomes your ticket with Apple Pay.

[kmm @katiemaemain]

I don’t even think I watched that much blues clues and this still made me tear up what’s wrong with me

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[kmm @katiemaemain]

“Worrying means you suffer twice” is actually a solid mantra, thx @jk_rowling

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i made a list of events. i think should be added. to the olympics

2. the 100m hardwood floor slide
9. least time between naps
3. walking on the opposite side of a tree. so your human has to switch the hand they are holding the leash with
6. floor routine. but it’s belly rubs

[kmm @katiemaemain]

👀👀👀👀

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

📍 Lambeau Field

@AaronRodgers12 | #PackersCamp

[kmm @katiemaemain]

Like once a week/month Twitter gives me a random push notification and it reminds me that this app still exists

[kmm @katiemaemain]

@lura_gleb This was most of season 3 as well though, I feel like they’re gradually increasing how much they do that every season/episode lol

[kmm @katiemaemain]

@saoirsh Well done

[Gardevoir🧚🏼‍♀️ @saoirsh]

everyone with a brain on June 1st

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX is going to put a literal Dogecoin on the literal moon

[Bobby Lewis @revrrlewis]

don't know who needs to hear this but there are several orders of magnitude between "smashing a starbucks window in general mayhem" and "breaking into the u.s. capitol while congress is in session because you believe the ongoing election certification is fraudulent"

[kmm @katiemaemain]

@whatsarave It definitely differs by state and the CDC/states are changing the rules as new studies come out. It’s very flawed especially when false negatives are common. But they are doing their best to balance safety & ability to go to work.

[Ross Bolen @WRBolen]

Maybe spend some of our tax money on security for our capitol fucking building.

[kmm @katiemaemain]

I knew it was going to come back here. I know Christmas isn’t gonna happen the way it’s supposed to. I know gyms are probably going to close again. I am accepting the reality but it fucking sucks and I’m very very mad about it.

[kmm @katiemaemain]

Not to mention how this parallels climate change. World leaders have the ability to step in and make changes in the right direction. But instead, responsibility falls on individuals who have to be trusted to do bare minimum (wear masks, social distance, recycle, get solar panels)

[kmm @katiemaemain]

But my anger isn’t being channeled toward saying “fuck it I’m over it”. I get why we still have to try.

100000% of my anger is at the BULLSHIT world leaders and ESPECIALLY the United States of fucking America for not fixing this the way they should have.

[kmm @katiemaemain]

I’m a pretty introverted person. So having to lay low seemed like something I was totally cut out for. But even I am so fed up with this.

[kmm @katiemaemain]

Throwback to April when I was like “you can take Memorial Day away, cause at least we know this will be over by Christmas” #areyoufuckingkidding