Katie Christ

I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people. Black Lives Matter | she/her

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

I know this meme format is tired, but I couldn't help myself

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

@BelovedListener @tswifterastour Love that Cate's Brother is nestled in there! What a bop!

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

@tswifterastour Listen, it's not my fault that @taylorswift13 writes songs that make my English major brain happy (also I love that @maisiehpeters is right next to TS where she rightfully belongs 💕)

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

@naomiebrecht Listen, if you need a "representative" to "nudge" them, I am available BUT ALSO wow I'm so proud of you for advocating for yourself!!

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

Currently using my English degree to help my wife edit a snarky Slack message into something just as snide but in a professionally passive aggressive way.

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

Taylor Swift makes music for people who cried during the AP English exam and still got a 5

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

The therapy-on-tuesday-mornings girlies showing up after playing the #MidnightsTS album and music videos on repeat all weekend (the bag is full of explicitly queer references that I will be discussing AT LENGTH with the only person on Earth paid to listen to me)

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

@EmmaCox1215 You're out here asking the REAL questions

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

Hey @facebook @facebookapp @Meta @instagram !

I have sent you enough information to easily steal my identity, including a certified copy of my marriage license and a lovely photo of my new MN driver's license.

Can I please change my name to my new (legal) married name please?

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

#NewProfilePic

Twitter might not be my favorite social media platform, but at least they let me take my wife's name. Facebook thinks I'm trying to take the Lord's name in vain, which is honestly a little homophobic imho 💀

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

@DellaAnneChrist And I have...one of the best wives

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

@MontanaAnna @michaela_lochen @mir_haus Oh please, call me Katie.

Mrs. Christ is my wife.

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

#NewProfilePic

Twitter might not be my favorite social media platform, but at least they let me take my wife's name. Facebook thinks I'm trying to take the Lord's name in vain, which is honestly a little homophobic imho 💀

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

@DellaAnneChrist @gracebaldridge Two absolute bangers

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

She is also very concerned about missing BeReal, and has nominated a member of our wedding party to make sure this does not happen.

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

Della and I are driving to the cities for our wedding. There are so many moving parts and things to forget. The thing Della is most concerned about? Forgetting to play Wordle on our wedding day, thus breaking her 200+ day streak.

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

@DellaAnneChrist Della has already watched most of the episodes three times and we started watching yesterday at like 8pm. Also it's Incredible.

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

Sometimes I'm like "maybe I don't have ADHD" and then I show up to work at 7:30am instead of 8am because I forgot how time works even though I work at the same time every day

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

I work basically a glorified call center job, and I have so much empathy for people in similar positions. It can be hard and thankless.

But I should not have people SOBBING because they've been on the phone all day and I'm the first person to treat them like a human being.

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

@annamary54 that is a solid 12

[Katie Christ @katiemchrist]

@DellaAnneChrist @Target please give us paper bags!!!