Springboob Squirepants

I love my cat Wendy and Harry Styles. What else is important? (she/her)

[Springboob Squirepants @katiemdover]

I think the best thing about my life is that my cat requires a kiss on the head before she will start eating her food.

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

Fuck work I wanna go home and fart on the couch 100 times

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Brooklyn Daily Eagle, New York, December 3, 1913

[Springboob Squirepants @katiemdover]

@Scalaswag @charlieMSG She is it’s called Hacks

[Tyrell @TyrellMcGowan]

Now I'm not saying that JD Vance killed the Pope, per se. I just think his actions raise some questions, like for example: Did JD Vance kill the Pope?

[Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz]

Me to 2025.

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

kyle maclachlan saying "i will miss him more than the limits of my language can tell and my heart can bear"

[Alex @midsmoker34]

If you’re going to see Nosferatu in hopes of there being a spongebob cameo dont even though waste your time. He’s not in it

[megan @chismosavirus]

how i feel being new at a job and having to get trained on the most basic things

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

you can only rt this today