Katie

[Katie @katierolz]

I cut my bangs myself for the first time ever and they probably look terrible. These are trying times for girls with bangs. I see you.

[Katie @katierolz]

@TandyQ Lol this is somehow one of the only comics I ever owned, thanks for the throwback 😆

[Katie @katierolz]

@Hyoika This made me cackle for a full minute

[Katie @katierolz]

@teejslipko The Canadian show The Odyssey featuring Ryan Reynolds as a tween dictator in an alternate universe where adults don’t exist

[Katie @katierolz]

@Lawn_Dad It was so iconic - all the kids would fight over it on library day. Zoomers don’t know, man

[Katie @katierolz]

@Lawn_Dad I always get these creepy one man sauna tents too! The algorithm is griefing us

[Katie @katierolz]

@Lawn_Dad I got this ad too!! I was too afraid to check what it was

[Katie @katierolz]

@Lawn_Dad Dude congrats! Hope it’s good😮

[Katie @katierolz]

@Lawn_Dad I tried going last Saturday…they said a 2 hour wait when we went at 6:30…went back at 8:30 to check in and they were like “yaaaa it’s probably not happening tonight” 😆

[Katie @katierolz]

Everything I’ve learned about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard has been against my will

[Katie @katierolz]

@Lawn_Dad @lawnwife I understand - the craving for good noodles is real

[Katie @katierolz]

@lawnwife @Lawn_Dad I make a bootleg version sometimes using this recipe. It’s not as good but kinda hits the spot (I substitute some of the soy for Maggi seasoning to get that MSG kick): https://t.co/9NcwDjP4jk

[Katie @katierolz]

@mouthbreather How did you spell it? Jewelry and jewellery are both acceptable and anyone who says otherwise is an ass

[Katie @katierolz]

Can’t believe it took me this long to try chickpea salad in a sandwich but it’s so goooood

[Katie @katierolz]

@lawnwife One appeared on my desk in the middle of a meeting yesterday 😩

[Katie @katierolz]

PSA that it’s random ass spider season. Keep an eye on those floors/desks/walls/ceiling 🕷👀

[Katie @katierolz]

Don’t ask why but I watched this and it was so confusing. Middle aged people have huge themed parties every night!? Old McDonald had a farm plays in the end credits and it’s absolutely unhinged. 10/10 hate watch

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Dive in, if you dare. The new thriller #DeepWater is available now on Prime Video.

[Katie @katierolz]

@Lawn_Dad @lawnwife 🤣

[Katie @katierolz]

@Lawn_Dad I loved it when he screwed up in the squirrel suit

[Katie @katierolz]

@Lawn_Dad I loved what an awkward emo dork he is

[Katie @katierolz]

@Qavee if you’re willing to share I’d love to know this recipe 🥺