Katie

Serial lurker, occasional tweeter. @EKU ‘10, @UofSC ‘12, @WKUEDD student. @CentreAthletics Director of Student-Athlete Success.

[Katie @katierpatton]

Let’s go @AlabamaSB!

Did I pull up the Varisty app out here on the berm to hear @gray_robertson & @TCanterburyRTR’s reaction? Sure did.

Did I think we should have shipped @emilypitek’s sombrero to Lexington? Maybe 😂

[Katie @katierpatton]

Agave & Rye for tacos (and strangely enough a bomb chopped salad)
Chocolate covered grapes from Old KY Chocolate

See y’all from the berm!

[Katie @katierpatton]

Unsolicited Lexington food recs for @gray_robertson & @TCanterburyRTR:

Crank & Boom ice cream
Graeter’s ice cream (not local but close enough. Get something with chocolate chips. Trust.)
Malone’s for steak
Harry’s/Drakes (excellent fries + Parm garlic mayo on a burger)

[Katie @katierpatton]

Look, it’s @JasonKelce with the one quote I constantly use from this movie 😂

“Oh, my god. The pressure. Of a name.”

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

Does this make me Kit?
CinderFuckingRella

[Katie @katierpatton]

🥳🥳🥳

Also shoutout to Seth for having this up no more than 10 minutes after I saw the full standings 😂👏🏻

[Centre Colonels @CentreAthletics]

This season the Kerns rolled to our highest ever finish in the Learfield Directors Cup and tops in the SAA! #RollKerns https://t.co/xWwOk4DcdY

[Katie @katierpatton]

Naturally as everyone heads to #NACDA25

[Sam C. Ehrlich @samcehrlich]

BREAKING: Judge Wilken grants final approval to the House settlement.

[Katie @katierpatton]

Where are my #d3 people at? Come find me at #n4a next week!

[Katie @katierpatton]

@AlexEthridge Oh Alex, I’m so sorry.

[Katie @katierpatton]

I spy a @CentreAthletics track athlete in this video! Proud of Dirk and all our @SAA_Sports SAAC here this week 🥳

[NCAA @NCAA]

Teamwork in action 💙

@SOTennessee and @NCAADIII student-athletes joined forces at the 2025 NCAA Convention in Nashville to celebrate social inclusion and make a lasting impact.

[Katie @katierpatton]

@NoahCreigh I told Jamie you did this 😂

[Katie @katierpatton]

@NoahCreigh Plus the intangibles: bringing humor and excellent cookie taste. Jury’s out on the candy bar selection. 😂

[Katie @katierpatton]

@PowerMizzoucom @AlexEthridge FYI - saw your tweet!

[Katie @katierpatton]

@AlexEthridge @PantsuitPolitic Same. Same. This morning was incredibly helpful

[Katie @katierpatton]

TN with the throwback. Dead 😂

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

I'm like eight foot four, blonde hair to the floor
You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore
No I ain't got a gun
No I never really been in a club
Still live with my parents
But I'm still a thug
I'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night
You out clubbing, well I just baked Caramel Delights
T Swift and T Pain rappin' on the same track
It's a thug story tell me can you get with that
I had a dream last night I had high-top Nikes
I had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my mic
By the time I woke I was singing "I'm on a boat"
'Cause I'm a singer turned rapper
Shorty I'm a make ya
Straight to the top, yo
Shorty I'ma take ya
You can call me T Sweezy now I'm a rap star
Hey it's a thug story now tell them who you are
Singer turned gangsta
You don't wanna fight me
Straight to the top
In my extra small white tee
T Swift and T Pain all up on the same track
It's a thug story tell now can you get with that
What! what! I knit sweaters yo!
What! what! don't test me
Hey hold on, hold on I didn't even say anything
What? I said "yo"
Yo, you guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything
I didn't even swear
She didn't even swear
Hello? Ugh! 🎤 #IndyTSTheErasTour #TSTheErasTour

[Katie @katierpatton]

Where is @BeThereInFive 😂

[Vulture @vulture]

Renesmee Cullen was born September 11, 2006. Which means she’s now 18 and can vote in the 2024 election. Will she be coconutpilled? Do the Cullens vote at all? https://t.co/D4o546egc9

[Katie @katierpatton]

and have coaches who are deeply invested in their success as a human, which includes their academics. Coaches who, as I will yell from the rooftops to anyone who will listen, make my job easier every day.

[Katie @katierpatton]

I SO WISH folks who write about college athletics would take some time to be aware that there’s a whole division of college athletics that prioritizes the student-athlete experience. (1/)

[Katie @katierpatton]

Saying “in the world of college football, athletic performance is always prioritized over scholarly pursuits” does not represent the experience of our student-athletes, who are working their tails off in the classroom, had a spring team GPA over a 3.0… (2/)

[Katie @katierpatton]

@HollyStallcup Like kids’ girls sizes? I saw a bunch of decent options in Penneys this week!

[Katie @katierpatton]

I’m so glad this man is the @MizzouFootball HC.

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

"The Hall of Fame is incomplete without Coach Mike Leach in it."

@CoachDrinkwitz makes the case to put Mike Leach into the College Football Hall of Fame ❤️