kate

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

by 25, you should have fumbled your only chance at true happiness like 7 times

[Jenni @hashjenni]

the feminine urge to say “liar” everytime a man speaks

[trash jones @jzux]

oceans: hot tub

aliens: real

economy: disintegrating

me: hey just circling back on my last email

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

even at my lois i meg it happen

[Jorge R. Gutierrez @mexopolis]

you learn to live between 4 and 6 and you gonna make it, kid!

[T @tylerthecreator]

yuck!

[Baltimore County Police Department @BaltCoPolice]

#CriticalMissing: 15-year-old Ava Marie Bernard (5' 2", 120 lbs.). Last seen 5 p.m. March 24 in the #Essex area wearing a pink jacket and carrying a book bag. Anyone with information is requested to call 911 or 410-307-2020. #HelpLocate.

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Variety calls Miley Cyrus’ “See You Again” her most underrated song.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

this human shit hard i shoulda been born a rock

[Baltimore County Police Department @BaltCoPolice]

#MISSING: 22-year-old Brooke Lewis (5'4", 135 lbs.). Last seen 4 p.m. January 23 in the East #Towson area. Unknown clothing description. Brooke has several tattoos, including a small one under her left eye. Anyone with info is requested to call 911 or 410-307-2020. #HelpLocate

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

ummm the fucking talking dog???

[trash jones @jzux]

i don’t make mistakes i make spicy decisions

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

2 0 2 3

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

Instagram notes made me realize how many unfunny people I follow

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Do you wanna be goofy with me later

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Went to Huge Pussy Loser Island and they were chanting ancient incantations around a 9 foot shrine of you?

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

hey can i come over and cause mayhem and destruction

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i can’t wait for my psych analysis (spotify wrapped)