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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott - Katie Saada

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“you’re SO sweet!” thank you!!! i have a huge huge fear of being disliked!

[katie @katiesaada]

Been laughing at this for two days

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i often delay my responses for a few days to honor the traditional concept of postal correspondence and letters.

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Going no contact just in general

[Loris @0xLoris]

'hey let's hop on a call'

hey hop off a building

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[hera @shiningdaisies]

let me regulate my nervous system and i'll get back to you

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Brunoh⭐️⭐️ @BrodiiKDB]

ok pero el cliente lo necesita para mañana

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

No one should go to jail for smoking weed.

[ash ⚔︎ @ashl3af]

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

[Lizzie ✨ @lizziethat]

it's wild to live in a timeline where the Pope says absolutely normal stuff that I've heard in Church since I was a little girl, and people are like "this new Pope is so woke."

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen...

okaycanyouseeit?

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now