Katie Salpas

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

My mom just accidentally said Tronald Dump and I now think she is the funniest comedian of her generation

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

I dread the day every male dog and cat I’ve met come together with @chrishemsworth and realize I’ve told them all they are the most handsome boy

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

@jk_rowling Why do you feel the need to share an opinion that alienates many of your fans, most of whom have spent lots of money on your products, helping you become the “success” that you are? Why are you so unwilling to even entertain the idea that your views might be outdated?

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

How I motivate myself

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

@jk_rowling Does the digital age ever affect the wizard world?

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

Dropped Pin http://t.co/6bLTRVAX9k

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

I'm hoping that in @mindykaling and @bjnovak 's book they admit they've married in secret for years. And role play as Kelly and Ryan.

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

As vs Redsox with my blonde bestie 💜💛💜💛 @ Oracle Arena and http://t.co/MbI8rbIVFU Coliseum https://t.co/W5VxOozXBe

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

So lucky to be able to spend Mothers Day with the two women who raised me! I am not only fortunate… https://t.co/uuL04MywNK

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

Pretty sure I've had cheer spanks with less sequins than @FloydMayweather's shorts. And acted like more of a man in them.

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.@Marvel we need more #BlackWidow merchandise for my daughters and nieces. Pretty please.

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

Just heard a song on a throwback station that came out when I was in college #imagrandma #betterhangwithmebeforeishrivelup

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

@theCROSBYshow_ I do! Why?

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

I'm at this point in my life where I feel like a weird mix of Monica and Pheobe

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

@tallissaa thank you G-Little! Love you!! 💜

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

@amyleann22 aww thank you G Little! Love this picture! And you 😘

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

Last night one of the greatest people I know got married. Thank you, Jamie, for letting me stand by… https://t.co/jV57xLvPCt

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

@amyleann22 thanks G 😘

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

@alliiissoonn @OhJeezItsJamie @HallieBerry92 💁💍👌

[Katie Salpas @katiesalpas]

#confession I follow the royal family on Instagram, but only like the ones with Kate in them