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[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This Election Day, everything is on the line. Our jobs. Our health care. Whether or not we get this pandemic under control. But here’s the good news: today, you can choose change. You can elect @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris. Let’s win this thing.

[Tony Starch @_CakeBawse]

It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Kobe was a legend on the court and just getting started in what would have been just as meaningful a second act. To lose Gianna is even more heartbreaking to us as parents. Michelle and I send love and prayers to Vanessa and the entire Bryant family on an unthinkable day.

[K☪︎ @katiescarp]

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[emily hogan @em_hogan8]

girl on say yes to the dress: “my budget today is five thousand dollars”

nine year old me w no concept of money: “fckin cheap ass”

[tiz @tizzhere]

I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the pringles holder on the treadmill

[STOOPID @takis420]

might go 2 jail so i can focus onda gym properly

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

“Newsflash buddy”

[Sid✨ @sidneyfreeman12]

Feeling like an offbrand rich housewife watching tv and letting my roomba clean

[wRugRatzOfficial @wRugRatz]

Professor: *skips syllabus talk and goes straight into lecture

College students:

[Beer Pressure @beerpressureco]

You should not be allowed to start a new semester until you’re over the emotional and psychological damage from the last one

[Indian Land Warriors Baseball @ILHS_baseball]

Happy New Year! All the best to you, your friends and family!

[K☪︎ @katiescarp]

@hannahhcrouch

[K☪︎ @katiescarp]

SPEER UR GOING VIRAL WTH REMEMBER ME WHEN UR FAMOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alexander Speer @AlexanderSpeer_]

@NatePeterman how many RTs to get my jersey signed?

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The best gift a Bills fan could ask for this holiday season https://t.co/FgMyJlkweH

[Christina Curatolo @munchkin_xo]

I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for Season 16 of KUWTK. 👀

[Isaac Wing @ikewing]

*girlfriend doesn’t eat all day

Me: hey
Her: shut the fuck up

[chlo @ChloeAnn_101]

When Rascal Flatts said “she takes an hour to pick the movie out, five minutes in and she’s passin’ out”

I’ve never felt something so relateable tbh