Katie Bauer

yeehaw uptown girl, texas ex

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Lives were changed.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

BREAKING NEWS: Off Campus (2026) just received a 45 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 122nd time this week

[♫ melody ♪ @melodybirds_]

let’s have long legs with mama ❤️

[Zion @zionszzn]

i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping fr

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It was great joining @JamesTalarico and @GinaHinojosaTX today in Texas. They're working hard to make a difference in the lives of all Texans, and will be able to do even more as your next Senator and Governor.

Let’s get it done, Texas!

[☆ @fairieteeth]

met gala looks as birds thread

1. emma chamberlain / multicolored tanager

[suri @suricidal]

i was born with a disease where if i don’t collect cute small things and display them in my room i die

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

don’t hand me the aux because i’ll be putting on something like Samwise the Brave by Howard Shore

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

Her ass is fat bc it’s filled with her love for Lord of the Rings

[H-E-B @HEB]

H-E-B 🤝 Mission Control

[v3z @v3zst0p]

Im actually hella in love with the fact I’m from Texas I literally romanticize it

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Date idea: I drink three espresso martinis and then you try to catch me

[connor storrie defense attorney @royzanov]

THANK YOU TEXAS