katietalay and 9 others

jokes are just bad poems and sketches are just bad plays | she/ her | writer, creator of @nyminute_show

[katietalay and 9 others @katietalay]

Think you’re done with your sketch? Read it again and cut the weakest beat. Now do it again. Now read it and cut the weakest jokes. Now do that again. Good, now it’s gone. Get a real job.

[katietalay and 9 others @katietalay]

ZOHRAN MAMDANI FOR PRESIDENT!

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The cure to the male loneliness epidemic is the Knicks

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

LGK

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Dog accidentally fires shotgun from vehicle, injuring woman in Nebraska

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Is Cannes a cigarette festival

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Renate Reinsve poses with the Palme d’Or.

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The Anne Hathaway stock I bought in 2001 just keeps paying off.

[PEAK @Filmfanatics__]

Anne Hathaway in 2026.🔥

[katietalay and 9 others @katietalay]

We were so happy

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

It probably felt awesome to be a millennial who believed things were going to get better in 2008

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

Council Member Chi Ossé was just arrested while defending his constituent, Carmella Charrington, from eviction. This is the result of deed theft and the ongoing displacement of Black homeowners in Bed-Stuy. Our office is closely monitoring this situation and will provide updates as this develops.

[Claire Valdez @claireforny]

For decades, we've been sold the lie that empire advances freedom and keeps us safe. Instead, it's led to violence, instability and a ruling class that reaps the profits but never pays the bill.

Today we're releasing our vision for a different foreign policy.

[katietalay and 9 others @katietalay]

They should play this in sketch classes to explain the rule of threes

[Gain of Fauci @DschlopesIsBack]

I just watched this 20 times in a row 😂🤣

[katietalay and 9 others @katietalay]

This is like when Lil Mama jumped on stage at the VMAs

[Oriana González @ReporterOriana]

Rep. Jasmine Crockett, who is not in the Ethics adjudicatory subcommittee, has also arrived to the committee hearing

Unclear why she is here

[katietalay and 9 others @katietalay]

Ida Huddleston, join DSA

[Jack @jackunheard]

🚨BREAKING: Kentucky family rejects a $26 million offer to turn their farmland into a data center, roughly 10x the area’s going rate.

“If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything.”

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

Call me unpatriotic, but I believe Iranian schoolgirls are worth more than American rapists.

[stephen fowler @stphnfwlr]

EXCLUSIVE: An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

Other documents that mention Trump have been taken down (and some restored).

https://t.co/tRcFQSFZkz

[katietalay and 9 others @katietalay]

The snow in New York is crazy right now

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Lord, I see what you have done for others.

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White women have come a long way from pink pussy hats

[AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_]

KMBC: "A woman tried to set a fire at a South Kansas City warehouse that had been rumored as a possible ICE detention center. Earlier today, the company that owns the property confirmed it is no longer moving forward with a sale to the U.S. government."

[katietalay and 9 others @katietalay]

I wish the secret documents our government was hiding were about aliens instead of pedophiles #DisclosureDay

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This is where the average American is

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crimes

[uncle gworl @_uncle_gworl]

the direct contrast to the previous administration is striking like what the hell was Adams doing all that time? 😭