Katie

I never use twitter so

[Andrea 🦋🐞 (Taylor’s Version) @AmericanKaw13]

She said you really think I can’t haunt you with the surprise piano in the year of 2026 of our dear lord and savior

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

a video with taylor swift talking for 48 minutes AND a performance??? life is worth living

[nuno 🧣 @metmidnights]

I KNEW IT I KNEW YOU

[head taybrina⸆⸉🩰 @headtaybrina]

guys i feel like i’ve sniffed 50 pounds of taycocaine this is so serious

[lilly! @taylenahq]

the way this is just a random song in her discography but for others it would be their magnum opus

[𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 ☁️ @xThisIsAndyG]

hilariously camp. 😭 out-bratted that girl and her fans lmaoo she genuinely had these white gays posting sympathy is a knife on their story on some “we are charli xcx”shit and they were DEADASS too fhfhfhfhjdjsj oh taycomedian we love you

[rae 🩻☁️ @swifttwigs]

Karlie re-reading the invite in the car to find out it's a restraining order

[vik @vinylswift89]

what crazy is that this tweet was from 11 yrs ago and it still stands true til this day. the haters’ obsession with taylor needs to be studied for generations to come

[aimée @fyouaimee]

joe alwyn opening the letter from taylor thinking its the wedding invitation, turns out it’s a job offer as a waiter

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is red!
Elmo’s friends said I do!
Congratulations, Ms. Taylor Swift and Mr. Travis Kelce!
Elmo loves you! ❤️❤️❤️

[fahmi & that ☁️ @anarchistswift]

hi @TheGarden i’m trying to use the toilet at taywedding but they’re all clogged. the last person i saw come out of the toilet was karlie kloss. pls look into this matter urgently.

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

This is literally the white smoke coming out of the Sistine chapel for Swifties

[hannah ❤️‍🔥 @sippingaugust]

the way I’m so happy none of the ceremony pics leaked like they’re getting the private wedding they wanted

[Hiwet ✨ @tearsricochet_1]

Taylor getting married 4th of July weekend because when she finally freed herself from British men she found a husband

[The Purple One 🇵🇸 @nightcrawler288]

The NYPD have arrested a homeless man outside of MSG trying to enter Taylor Swift's wedding.

[nuno 🧣 @metmidnights]

that's like jesus inviting the devil to watch a baptism

[brae ꕤ @torturedbrae]

there are helicopters, drones, paparazzi, press and crazy stalker fans outside of taylor swift’s wedding venue right now and i just think it’s so funny that this is the same woman people think should fly commercial 💀