THEY SENT FOUR HUMAN BEINGS 452,000 KILOMETRES BEHIND THE MOON AND BROUGHT THEM BACK TO SPLASH DOWN IN THE EXACT SPOT THEY CALCULATED BEFORE THEY EVER LEFT THE GROUND
THE MATHEMATICS WORKED. THE PHYSICS HELD. THE SILENCE ENDED.
EVERY ENGINEER, MATHEMATICIAN, PHYSICIST, AND PROGRAMMER WHO TOUCHED THIS MISSION IS THE COOLEST PERSON ALIVE AND THEY KNOW IT
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The guy squirting water into Zach Ertz’s mouth is Joe O’Pella. He’s an athletic trainer that’s been with the team for over 15 years at this point.
NFL teams don’t really have water boys, athletic trainers are usually the ones responsible for having water on the practice field and during games, but this post is absolutely hilarious.
A guy who rehabbed my ACL tear in my second year, has a masters degree from Pitt, and has years of experience keeping Eagles players healthy and on the field being called a “Waterboy” is crazy, and I’m already giving him shit for it, but good lord this post is so wildly misleading.
Either way, thought I’d clear the air, that the people with Water Bottles during games actually serve much bigger roles on NFL Teams.
Lol now we're seeing "do you even need an ACL?" Good grief, pump the brakes. Does everyone? No. Stabilize over time? Could. Do most that play Level I sports? Yes. Do we know who can cope/adapt? Not really. Should we use an Olympic skier to broad brush everyone? Absolutely not.
I can’t wait for UHC to roll out its Lindsey Vonn Policy.
“Yeah, I need prior auth for my patient with an ACL tear…”
“We will give you 3 visits.
“Well, I…”
“They have to be used in 1 week.”
“That’s not what I…
“Progress to an HEP of downhill skiing”
“Thanks…..”
If the Bears win the Super Bowl, we will feed free hot dogs to the entire parade (as many as we can give out), and the players on the team will receive free hot dogs at our store for the rest of their lives