Katie Wollenberg

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

Me: John Lovitz golfs with @DavidSpade .
Mom: How do you know?
Me: @superflypod
Mom: Was he a guest?
Me: Nope
1 week later
Me: John Lovitz is notorious for being cheap.
Mom: Where did you hear that?
Me: Superfly.
Mom: Was he on this week?
Me: Nope.
Lovitz:

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

@FunkoPOPsNews Please oh please, make an Olympic @SnoopDogg. That would make my year.
#Paris2024 #OlympicGames #olympics #OlympicGames #followthedogg #snoopdogg

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

@SnoopDogg @NBCOlympics you need to share the highlights @SnoopDogg did during primetime. I have people that I need to share this with. Please and thank you.
#followthedogg #Olympia2024 #Olympics #PARIS2024 #paris2024olympics #nbc #OlympicGames

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

Snoop Dogg is USA’s mascot for the Olympics and I am here for it. #paris2024olympics #Paris2024 #followthedogg #Snoopolympics #snoopdogg #nbcolympics #Olympics #olympicgames

[Peacock @peacock]

No one's having more fun in Paris than D. O. double G. #ParisOlympics

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

How can I get one of these Plushies?!? 😭😭😭😭😭 I’ve done the sweepstakes and never win.

[Texas Instruments Education @TICalculators]

❤️ Thank you ❤️ to all of our participants in the Planning for Success Sweepstakes!

We enjoyed sharing our resources, freebies and swag 😉 with you. Congrats to our winners! 🤩

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[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

@Gabe_Kasper Same

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

Hydraflow Kids Hybrid 14-oz Stainless Steel Insulated Bottles, 2 Pack (Assorted Colors) https://t.co/LFHev4HB01

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

@Ask_Spectrum in the fall of 2021, a spectrum truck went around installing tubes and lines in my town. They never finished the job. There is still a big hole in my yard with tubes and lines coming out of it. How does this get resolved?

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

Student sits down for Chemistry test…

Student: Dear 8lb 6oz baby Jesus, wait no, we are going to need more Jesus than that. We need full on bearded Jesus.

#highschool #chemistry #jesus #pray #highschoolerssay #teacher #teachertwitter

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

Time for opening devotions at high school:

Teacher: What is something you’re thankful for?

Student: *yells out* POTATOES

I am immediately proud and realize there is hope for today’s youth.

#teacher #highschool #potatoes #kidsthesedays

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

#mathteacher #teacher #math #highschool #unclebuck

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

Me: I teach math.
Everyone: 😡
Me:

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

Me: I teach math.
Everyone: 😡
Me:

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

Me: *teaching the high schoolers how to use their graphing calculators
Kids: *clearly struggling*
Girl: This is like an old person trying how to use an iPhone.
#highschool #teacher #highschoolmathteacher

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

Chem Student: *Clap clap*
Me: If you want to run away with me I know a galaxy and I can take you for a ride. *clap clap*
Students:

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

While the @DUALIPA and @eltonofficial duet of Cold Heart is great, my choice if I ever got the chance to duet with Elton John would be 💯 Don’t Go Breaking My Heart #myjam #eltonjohn #coldheart #DuaLipa #duet

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

When you realize Nacho Fries are back at @tacobell. #Olympics #OlympicGames #OlympicSwimming #NachoFries https://t.co/Ta6GP0F4oE

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

Rest In Peace @OlympiaDukakis. We loved you more than our luggage. #OlympiaDukakisRIP #olympiadukakis #SteelMagnolias

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

@BallySportsMW Too bad no one can afford to watch it.

[Katie Wollenberg @katiewollenberg]

I have a confession to make. I am 33 years old and enjoy listening to Justin Bieber. That’s right, I don’t care who knows it. @justinbieber #momswholikethebiebs #belieber #holy