Katie Roberts

Interests include: Sleep, caffeine & nicotine ☺️

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@GMB @edballs @CharlotteHawkns There’s a difference between doing something to help and doing something to be seen. @Morrisons ‘talking tills’ are running for THREE DAYS 💀

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@oddfutureyonce Although we know what he did, he wasn’t convicted of the same crimes. R Kelly got convicted of racketeering and sex trafficking (as well as the child crimes) whereas Diddy was only being sentenced for two counts of transportation for prostitution, unfortunately.

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@S7697090247898 @MissLeppard_YR @dbs100000 May I introduce the concept of a mortgage? Hope this helps 🥰

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@UpFromtheStorm @rickygervais

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@rickygervais Remind me never to ask Ricky to promote my business 😂😂

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@rickygervais Is it crisps specifically that piss you off? Thoughts on nuts, chocolates, popcorn? 😉😂

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@rickygervais Dark humour requires emotional intelligence - the point is that you point something out that is true yet somewhat shocking without picking on the vulnerable in a way that has no point

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@rickygervais You’ve just described heroin Ricky 😭

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@rickygervais Will you ever open that Ricky Moet? 🍾

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@rickygervais You’re gonna put public health experts out of business with this wisdom Ricky 😂

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@thurinaradan @GBNEWS It was a drug driver

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@LibertyCappy Not true, but go on

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@cmwilliams99 A person I know did a PR exam for a lady on a home GP visit in their final year. The doctor whispered something in the student’s ear as she was mid-exam ‘Erm, that’s her vagina’. Wish I could say I’d made this up, you’re doing amazing sweetie.

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@Laracapybara @jfdwolff PLEASEEEE don’t take BM from me. I don’t know why; I know it’s from the OG brand and nothing to do with Capillary Blood Glucose itself & I hate when drugs are referred to by their brand name but for some reason … I feel attached to BM as a term, it warms me 🤣

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@hs_street Nah in fairness when the Northern line plays games like a 6 min wait I do have to check myself because my impatient arse will be 😮‍💨SIGHING😮‍💨 before I realise that 6 minutes is a very reasonable amount of time 😭😂😂

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

Give me any Gavin & Stacey scene and I could write the script out verbatim. I wasn’t overly taken, although didn’t hate it, with the 2019 episode and was anxious for this year. Can genuinely say I feel content at it ending and take my hat off to Ruth and @JKCorden for the finale.

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@EM_RESUS Flail chest segment due to trauma with sucking chest wound -> pneumothorax/?haemopneumothorax dependent on MOI. Russell Chest Seal pre-hospital then chuck him through the ER doors ASAP into your very capable hands whilst trying not to cry at the stress? 😉

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@Shamz_141 Even some paramedics tend to put ?chest infection, ?UTI, ?ChoppedTheirToeOffFromLawnMowingInSlides bc we not bold enough to put an actual diagnosis 😂 I guess when you have no pin, you have no fear 🤷‍♀️

[Katie Roberts @katilot123]

@MPSWandsworth Isn’t this the fourth man this year that’s made it to mainstream news?