katipō jr.

it pees when i burn

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@SimeonBrownMP I am voting Labour because I want triple, and Greens because I want Your. I suppose I already have taxes so if I vote Te Pāti Māori I'll just still have em 🤷🏻‍♂️

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good evening to everyone except those who make instant coffee container foil lids that have no tab to just pull the foil off

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@blogboynick bro's polymarket portfolio is riding on this

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@fox_milder @blogboynick "shuuuuuuut"

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my spirit animal is a medieval guy who brings a basket of rotten fruits and/or veggies to an Event just in case someone says something unpopular and booing them isn't quite cutting it

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telling someone not to spend it all in one shop after giving them an infinitesimal amount of money

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@PedagogyMaxima also we left the house for a 3 week roadie and mum was worried bc she forgot to get rid of the remainder of the bread and it would be mouldy when we got back. got home and it had so many preservatives it looked brand new. she put it out for the birds and they didn't touch it lol

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@PedagogyMaxima their sammies kick ass but the actual loaves you buy for home are dogshit. they spread mayo on them in part bc they like it but in part bc if you try to butter them the slices rip to shreds

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@BenThomasNZ mainstream media get their scoops on niche topics from david farrier's webworm

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Threads is LinkedIn for influencers

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@nzsd

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@Tiare_MP ah sweet, thanks

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@matt_horncastle great example of how being rich doesn't make you an expert in stuff

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@dreadconquest everything he golds turns to touch

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@VladimirJenin @dreadconquest the cheese touch

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'pro vice chancellor' implies the existence of amateur and rookie vice chancellors, and also perhaps the existence of ranked vice chancellor leagues as well as casual vice chancellor players

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repeating this over and over in the green room before a jack tame interview

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@foxcar_joey anyone with an SFO job has their work cut out for them too

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@firehorsemia @Liquid_Times she does her supremacy independently