Laida Magtalas po

Twitter, my imaginary friend.

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

I wrote a poem called I Hate Father’s Day. And there is no resolve. Just reasons about why I hate it. I want to post it on instagram but I don’t want people to feel bad for me. So I’ll post it here.

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

Father’s Day

[Jeffery Werkins @JefferyWerkins]

rihanna’s baby in the womb rn
https://t.co/dz3p34LAPD

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

Man I love being told by white men that they “don’t see race.”

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

@xmxdxxs BECAUSE ITS SO CUTE

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

Pov: you’re one of the bajillion people on my feed who adopted a doodle and named it Penny.

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

My eyes are wrung out and dry as a bone

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

Britney gf u ok?

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

Girlfriend really used to listen to horrible bands that her crushes liked for attention. 😭

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

Fully prepared that my mother was gonna stress me out this week. But also 💀

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

Fuckin mason 🤣

[Mason Mennenga @masonmennenga]

taylor swift is for people who saved sex for marriage and then later realized they are queer

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

My toxic trait is that I don’t even see Simba as a cartoon lion.

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

I just found a Christian dating book from the 90s. Let me show u some nuggets.

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

I like how that so called bond was based solely on the fact that I was helping them build their organization. Because once I stepped down I basically got forgotten.

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

I lived with these people for an entire year. Had holidays with their family and called me their daughter.

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

Oh and now they’re not even coming to our wedding.

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

My old pastors said we couldn’t finish our premarital counseling because it was reserved for members of the church. Hah.

[Laida Magtalas po @katipunerabbxx]

I left my church which I helped plant 4 years ago