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[Chief Snarketing Officer @katjamb]

“It’s been a long year.” -me, January 7, 2022

[Midwest Stars 17u - Knox @Midweststars17u]

Stars fall in game 1 to Wow factor 10-2

Schaedler 3B RBI R
Boozer 1B
Sweatt 1B
Jambor 1B

Jambor 3.1 IP 3H 1ER

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@HackingDave Pantaloons

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@Jesse_L_Lopez Fire making is the worst and this is exhibit A right here. #youwererobbed

[Stow Baseball @StowBaseball]

Freshman with a BIG 10-0 win vs Walsh Jesuit behind a CG from Broghammer

Broghammer 6 IP 5K 3H 0ER & 2B 2BB RBI 2R hitting
Schelien 2 1B BB R SB
Testa 3 1B 3B 3 RBI 3R SB
Flaherty 1B BB RBI R 2 SB
Miller 1B BB 2R 3 SB
Seiler 1B BB SB
Jambor 1B 2 BB RBI

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@MizzGeeee “Thought crimes” 😂😂😂😂😂

[Robert E Kelly @Robert_E_Kelly]

BBC Dad content

Today is the 7th anniversary of the BBC Dad blooper.

So here it is again, with some recent family pictures in the thread below.

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@CarsonGarrett_ Hard disagree

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@_EmilyAnnC @theamfc Downtown Akron and downtown Kent have them!

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I have mostly taken my unhinged nonsense to Threads. This platform makes me sad. If you want my unhinged nonsense you can follow me there. Maybe I’ll be back when things are … hinged #thisisanairport #andiamannouncingmydeparture

[Chris Oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

RIP Carl Weathers, one of the best to ever do it

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We did it. We made it through the eleventy-eight days of January! #uphillfromhere #HappyFebruary

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Looking at this adoptable guy. Kid next to me says “why is he sitting in his litter box ?” I replied “cats are weird sometimes.” The kid responded “I’d agree with you except for the ‘sometimes’ part.” Fair. #catsareweird #AdoptDontShop

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*slams work laptop shut til Monday*
*immediately opens personal laptop to start work on side projects/volunteer projects/general tomfoolery*

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Me enjoying not getting messages on Teams because it's down #MicrosoftTeamsOutage

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That was 20-some years ago and I am thinking of it and trying not to laugh out loud.

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What's something that made you laugh so hard that you can still think of it years later and crack up? Mine is when this cocky kid came back to his seat by my friends and I in a college lecture hall with his graded exam. He said "read it and weep, SUCKAS" while showing us (1/2)

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his "A" on the paper and then he tripped over our backpacks on the floor, causing everyone to turn and look at him. #memories

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Well this totally tracks ... 😂😂😂 @coralislandgame

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It is January 57th of the 19th month of 2024, how are we all doing?

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@BostonRob @peacock @nbc @pshallow You tagged some guy named Paul, rather than Parv! Love The Traitors, you’d be great on it too Rob!