Minna Hodari

Minnamal effort, minnamal results

[Minna Hodari @katkerapu]

Idea: instead of tartar sauce, just straight dill pickle relish #claussen #mtolive

[Minna Hodari @katkerapu]

@theartisanp My kid sister is starting there this fall, can confirm

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The mountains are calling

You have blocked their number

The mountains won't leave you alone

They are showing up at your work

[Minna Hodari @katkerapu]

@sportynory Wq3. Bhhbkookí

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You leave your lemon around me, your lemon gonna get sniffed

[Minna Hodari @katkerapu]

@volcano__season U better heed that

[Minna Hodari @katkerapu]

Listen to your gut.

Mine says blurggflelfflurgg

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My toddler son crying "all done pie-apple" while continuing to eat pineapple is the same energy of ppl tweeting about looking forward to the collapse of twitter

[Minna Hodari @katkerapu]

My toddler is crying "all done pie-apple" and I'm assuring him that he does not need to eat more pineapple, again and again

That'll do, toddler. That'll do.

[Minna Hodari @katkerapu]

@heartbarf I'm considering drowning it in a pint of ice cream

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@heartbarf No you're right, pumpkin pie blows but mags wants to make it

[Minna Hodari @katkerapu]

@heartbarf I was just making a shopping list for pumpkin pie ingredients 😳

[Minna Hodari @katkerapu]

Mags, "mom? Can I have a piece of Halloween candy?"

"Sure"

Confidently, "I'm going to go find some licorice"

Sorry but this is America. Enjoy your white chocolate Reese's ghost

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@volcano__season Yep that's the one

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After years of living in the American south, I finally found out for certain that a "cake walk" is NOT a running the gauntlet style cake fight event. I also did not win the cake. Rough night

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@AmyLaskyMD Yeah cutting grapes isn't hard, I'm still doing it for Mags. Will do until she moves away

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@volcano__season @FastCompany Boxed wine paradise

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@volcano__season Why suffer? 🪱

[Minna Hodari @katkerapu]

It's pumpkin seed roasting season 🍂

Delicious AND a natural dewormer

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Mags, "wow these are delicious. Did you put SALT on these?"

😏🤫