It’s important to teach young children not to eat with their mouths open. That way, they won’t grow up and become a 60 year old man sitting at the next table to me in the restaurant tonight, chewing like a fucking brain damaged cunt.
what your star sign says is your behaviour in the gym:
capricorn: ambitious
aquarius: unpredictable
pisces: easily-led
aries: enthusiastic
taurus: patient
gemini: lively
cancer: imaginative
leo: intolerant
virgo: perfectionist
leo: sociable
scorpio: loud
sagittarius: careless
I always make sure our condo is clean, maybe disorganized but always clean. But let me tell you, when my momma is coming over this place looks like a god damn show room.
Sabrina Scali is a 7-year-old hockey player who bought a package of #NYR playing cards and couldn’t believe that the kings in the deck were shown as hockey players, but the queens were cheerleaders.
So wasn't OK with it. So she did something about it. #SheWill