Sober Kat

Here to get weird. ✌💖☠

[Sober Kat @katmarshian]

💖💖 CANDYMAN 💖 CANDYMAN 💖 CANDYMAN 💖💖

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Women are only interested in one thing. Bees. Unless you're covered head to toe in bees don't bother hitting the club.

[Sober Kat @katmarshian]

@EvolBrew A country singer did a cover of it and it became #1.

[kemi @kemimarie]

i hope she leave that man cause it’s so much deeper than that. he was embarrassed and insecure and decided to try and embarrass her in a vindictive way. absolutely not.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Hello there! We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty…

[Sober Kat @katmarshian]

@kaleighrangel You're a national treasure.

[Sober Kat @katmarshian]

Some days I hate being pregnant, some days I love it. I think today is going to be the latter. I declare it a good day.

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

Me: It's almost Halloween!
Them: What? It's Jul…
Me: Halloween

[Inner Practitioner @MindTendencies2]

Dating someone who makes you feel safe and calms your nervous system so you can drop your armor, be vulnerable, and freely share your thoughts, feelings, needs, and insecurities through their love, understanding, support, and encouragement >>>

[Christopher Mathias @letsgomathias]

NEW: Renton's a trans man. HIs mom — Miss Illinois 1996 — is a MAGA influencer traveling the US calling the existence of trans people 'demonic'

But Renton says his childhood with his mom was hell — a hell the GOP is trying to recreate for all trans kids https://t.co/0sJ9UwPjur

[Sober Kat @katmarshian]

I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. I do know that, whatever it is, I can't give up. But I don't know what I'm doing.

[Sober Kat @katmarshian]

I made it through the first 5 seasons without crying but this season 6 is not off to a good start. #GreysAnatomy

[Sober Kat @katmarshian]

@DavidAllen67 I personally love my Gracula! He's a fun addition to the kitchen.

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

The Independence Avenue Bridge does not take holidays off!

No injuries, this morning.

[Sober Kat @katmarshian]

@DiabolicalSpuds Ben Folds

[Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx]

“Hows your day going?”

[Sherae Honeycutt @sheraehoneycutt]

Buzzfeed did an article where they created a Barbie house for each state. This is Missouri’s and I’m impressed. This is definitely in Kansas City’s Historic Northeast and you can’t change my mind. 🥰💁🏼‍♀️

[Sober Kat @katmarshian]

Me after my minutes outside in this damn desert. I'm so glad my third trimester will be in the winter..

[Sober Kat @katmarshian]

How does every person on this show have great teeth? Every one of them. #GreysAnatomy

[Sober Kat @katmarshian]

Watching the episode of #greysanatomy in which Izzie has Meredith try on wedding dresses and she looks like a PRINCESS. Can't wait until it's my turn! #holymolymatrimony

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If you’re outdoors in these temperatures you need to be primarily drinking water.

NOT red bull,
NOT iced coffee,
NOT that purple stuff all over tiktok,

W👏A👏T👏E👏R