an addition for sexual things you can say about hockey:
on a delayed penalty and the offender finally touches the puck but the refs took their good time to sound the whistle: can you blow it?!
just got very sad realizing that being a transplant to a different city means i could end up buried nowhere near family
writing it into my will that if i die unmarried then i want my remains buried back home (i know i’ll be dead and i won’t care but still)
@OttersZone Crossing my fingers for a recovery that doesn’t drag on for Schaefer. They’ve got the hustle if they can get the whole team back together. If they can stay out of the box and keep making smart plays, I think they can go far. 🤞🏻🤞🏻I was nervous going into tonight but they did well
goal for 2025: be less angry
day 3: forget it, that’s not possible when pxp announcers can’t call the goddamned game instead of chatting the entire time
thank god i’m no longer stuck just listening to the game on the radio. give me an ice-level audio stream instead
maybe if these refs actually reffed the goddamn game there wouldn’t be a full-ice brawl right now
i want to fight every single zebra, ranger, and pxp announcer. CALL THE MOTHERUCKING GAME INSTEAD OF SHOOTING THE SHIT THE ENTIRE TIME
IF YOU ARE GOING TO LEAVE THE ARENA IN THE LAST MINUTE OF A GAME WHEN THERE IS A HATTRICK WATCH YOU BETTER HUSTLE YOUR ASS UP THOSE STAIRS SO I DON’T MISS THE END OF THE GAME THANKS TO YOU BLOCKING MY VIEW
“it’s only 30 seconds” YEAH, OF 1 OF ONLY 3 GAMES I GET TO SEE, ASSHOLE
The @ErieOtters are playing so well tonight and I know it’s for Jim. But it sure is a nice gift for me on my birthday when I’m watching while home sick instead of out having a birthday dinner with friends as originally planned.
#WinItforJim
can hardly keep my eyes open from being so tired. woke up with a scratchy voice from screaming so much in last night’s loss. happy thanksgiving! tempted to not make the trip next year if y’all keep this up because this was so stressful!
pies are baking, the cranberry sauce is cooling, the turkey is almost done thawing… and now i’m going to try to get some sleep before waking up early to pick up sam from the train station