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[alex bronzini-vender @alexbronzini]

Absolutely rules that this tweet contains not one but two typos

[Adam Rippon @AdamRippon]

Riley, I’m so glad you took time away from cyberbullying children to show us you’re even WORSE than Simone said you were. Throwing someone’s sexual abuse in their face while claiming to advocate for women is even lower than your usual place (5th). She’s a legend. You’re a LOSER.

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

i had a stress dream two nights ago that they picked gavin newsom

[katpalt @katpalt]

@tinytreestumps I don’t understand how emmy keeps making it through. Like who is voting for her

[katpalt @katpalt]

@brainwormsssss terrible take. My 4 year old golden retriever was diagnosed with lymphoma in April 2023. The chemo had little side effects on him. We were able to give him 8 more months of a happy life.

[‎ ‎ ‏ ‏ ۟ @generictwhandIe]

The royal family social media intern watching in real time is switch from the kate middleton has a bbl rumors to king charles is dead rumors

[katpalt @katpalt]

@AbbottElemABC petition for @tinymeatgang to give an anti bullying assembly.

[betusboi @betusboi]

AINT NO WAY THEY GOT CASEY FREY ON ABBOT ELEMENTARY

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

transferred money from savings to checking to buy Auntie Anne’s at the airport

[. @asamitlo]

lady bird sun jo march moon barbie rising

[vitor @connellwaIdron]

they kinda changed the trajectory of my life

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

behind every hot girl, there is a concerningly long spotify listening history of graceland too by phoebe bridgers

[Succession Brasil @successionbra]

“There goes the last great American dynasty… They had a marvelous time ruining everything.”

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

she’s a 10 but she’s a bad liar with a savior complex

[liz saw fsom live🎀 @ant1chri3tlover]

this is my personal hell

[em @prior_parker]

do y'all remember this...

[phoebe on tour @bridgersontour]

Boygenius replicating Nirvana photoshoots for Rolling Stones

[The 1975 Updates @The1975_Tour]

THEY PLAYED HEART OUT IN EXETER WTF

#The1975

[Nicole Tallman @natallman]

This poem by Frieda Hughes about her mother, Sylvia Plath, kills me every time.