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[Sean McDonald @seanmcdonald01]

Me after I tell the army recruitment guy to fuck off

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

ending the year in a flop era but i see it as the universe cocooning me up so I can emerge and serve maximum levels of cunt for all the 2024

[bella @earlygirl__]

when someone goes “oh so-and-so had nice things to say about you” it’s like omg great can you describe their precise phrasing & tone in excruciating detail, and can you tell me what was said before and after, characterize the general mood of the conversation, and also-

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

Goosebumps.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

I guess the graves opening means the Tories can mobilise their core vote.

[David (son of a toolmaker) Higham @oldtrotter]

Letter of the week (from the Guardian)

[hi hello ✨️ @JasmineAGolphin]

Absolutely no shade to op but I didn't fully believe this absolute fuckery so I not only read the article but I read the abstract and then then downloaded the pdf of the study itself and y'all

Y'all

They were using saline and water.

[j a d a @jadawadas]

you never realize how little pink you own until you’re on your way to see barbie…

[trish @ultragloss]

just found out that a fleetwood mac concert ticket in 1978 cost $8.50…..which is about $39 now with inflation…..to see fleetwood mac in their prime……..dont talk to me

[Jimmy Fallon @hankofjuly]

that scene in Bohemian Rhapsody where freddie mercury throws a party and the band is like “this is irresponsible freddie! we go to bed at 9 o’clock and we don’t cheat on our wives and we don’t drink”

[kat @katparkxr]

sam had his car broken into, smashed window etc … the only thing they stole was his lunch box 😭😭 actual tears

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

love when a girl named Catherine goes by Cat. like you made the best of a bad situation

[Fran 🧸 @wolfcola69]

Not Doja vaping in the back of the vogue livestream 😭 #MetGala

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

Been laughing about this for about 5 consecutive minutes

[kat @katparkxr]

just witnessed a convo between a german guy and brummie who said he loves techno and raves and went on to ask the german guy if they had it over in germany

[kat @katparkxr]

@pariscoussens12 hot girls only club