kate 🥀

27. Currently experiencing existential dread. she/her. find me on bluesky!

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

The Big Three will return in Avengers: Doomsday

[Natalie @FalcoNat38]

ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.

[lou @deeerhell]

my boobs are so big because that’s where the suicidal ideation is stored

[McRib @McR1B69]

Daredevil finale is pretty great. They do January 6th against kingpin

[Stormy @StormyCanes]

Welcome to hell you muppet reject

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

If switching from the yellow jerseys is a fine, just pay it.

If it’s a loss of a draft pick, we have a million.

Be bold. Wear black and gold.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

Dan Vladar is clearly faking it. Should be 2 minutes for embellishment.

[kate 🥀 @katpat8123]

Tangers son is my only joy rn

[kate 🥀 @katpat8123]

Trevor Zegras you watch your three straggly chin hairs 😤

[kate 🥀 @katpat8123]

I need Alex to do this for every game now

[syd🪩 @crosbysangels]

pov: you’re kris letang coming home from an absolutely abysmal game, you walk into your basement and see your teenage son reenacting said game

[lyx @lyxgoeswild]

the stanley cup is lowkey a little slut. you’re ready? for a bunch of men to compete for you? so eventually a bunch of them can kiss you and pass you around? yeah i bet you’re ready.

[nic @cosmclover]

não acredito que eles realmente vão colocar o vencedor do emmy shawn hatosy para ler pornô no app de siririca guiada

[kate 🥀 @katpat8123]

AND THERES A PIRATES GAME. You all want me to suffer

[kate 🥀 @katpat8123]

@themaine just know I love you all enough to deal with the road closures happening in Pittsburgh for the draft 😭 ❤️ see ya Tuesday

[nhlpens @nhlpens]

The Penguins let Marc-Andre Fleury play one (1) period in a pre-season game and that aura was so strong it sent the Penguins all the way to a 100 point season and back into the playoffs with home ice in round 1 when they were supposed to be in the basement.

Merci 🌸🌺🌹

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Neurodivergents will say “I need rest” but what they actually mean is “I need uninterrupted time to exist as myself for a few hours”

[dollylor @mexicanpizzalvr]

i’m begging tmz to stick to terrorizing politicians instead of celebrities it’s genuinely way more entertaining

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

Ohio is all like:

72 degrees and sunny
Snow storm
Meteor strike

All in 48 hours.

[mackenzie✨️ @meatsweatmcgee]

what do you think goes on here

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Friday the 13th doesn’t seem so ominous anymore now that every day carries a threatening aura.