the golden rabbit 🐇

Enigmatist and budding cruciverbalist.

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

Oh, it’s “heavily” implied? Pardon the fuck out of me for refusing to play nice with your bullshit. 😂

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

https://t.co/FTj98FYEvk

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

@Dumb_Marketing_ @DarrigoMelanie @grok What do you think “those programs” are, why are they assumed to be helpful at all, and why do you think it’s spending money that is at issue? What do you think the “homeless crisis” consists of? (Don’t worry, I’ll go easy on you since you’re smart enough to call yourself dumb.)

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

@DarkWinter4022 @John85615578 @DarrigoMelanie They should be, though. 😏 They’re practically begging for it.

[bunny 🔫🐇 @masochistmartyr]

some poor girl is going to make the worst mistake of her life because of this tweet

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

Okay but like what if he wishes to be with you when he returns from some great voyage and in the interim you are sent to the Sunken Nether Place™️ and by the time he gets back you no longer know the warmth of sun or joy of breath? What then?

[viceroy gaga @viceroy_gaga]

Don't marry a man who isn't obsessed with you.
Really. Compromise on any other thing: looks, money, whatever, before that.

He'll always resent you, he'll always secretly suspect that you represent the floor and not the ceiling of what he "could get". Just don't do it.

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

All I did was google when Elon hosted SNL, because that was how I found out he even exists (more or less). This is my timeline now. 🤦🏼‍♀️ So fucking weird and unwarranted.

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

@AbakpaJob 😂 Toxic cat breath is the real secret to their hunting success istg that shit’s poisonous. Doesn’t matter what they eat it smells like everything dead, died there.

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

@whathewhom @Shawn_Farash Exactly. To which Pratt pointed out that he is destitute and homeless (“My house burned down, I don’t have anything to pack.”), a group he said he would send to Seattle, and we’ve come full circle. He owned himself. 😆

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

@be_like_ice Just lean into the misanthropy, then you won’t have to give a fuck either way.

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

@cstanley Aloha Friday 🌺

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

@AmazingPopPod

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@horrormuseum The movie that single-handedly destroyed the reputation of chocolate mousse.

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

Just realized that tomorrow will be my 14th anniversary since the last time I had sex. My life turned into a sort of miserable “Sister Act” c-ship for some reason and I think it’s hilarious that who- or whatever is behind it thinks it’s made me desperately amenable to anything.

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

Just realized that tomorrow will be my 14th anniversary since the last time I had sex. My life turned into a sort of miserable “Sister Act” c-ship for some reason and I think it’s hilarious that who- or whatever is behind it thinks it’s made me desperately amenable to anything.

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

@horrormuseum The woman:

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

I see posts like this and start imagining weird things.

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

an amazing boyfriend is kinda the equivalent of an average female friendship

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

@AltuveEnjoyer I wasn’t aware we were trying. What’s the comp core?

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

@ollkorrect0 💯 🔥 🙌🏻

[the golden rabbit 🐇 @katress]

@TheCatsX 🤣