whenever i get in my bag about my x i just think about the time he shit himself and dog scooted his ass across the carpet and then his friends shoved a toothbrush up his ass
Burger King and Popeye's having a chicken sandwich war while being owned by the same parent company is the greatest real-life analogy for our modern American political parties.
Everyone is going through it. Everyone. I know this doesn’t excuse bad behaviour but it fills me with a lot of empathy and kindness when interacting with people.