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[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[Kat @katrinaforget]

@DrKowert My 5-yr old nephew absolutely loves telling the following joke:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was on holiday!!

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Dear Media - please stop saying "inflation" when you should be saying "corporate greed."

Katie Porter explains it.
Unless, of course, you just don't wanna know.

[Kat @katrinaforget]

@SarahMillican75 If you were coming to Winnipeg, MB, I'd definitely be there!!

[Kat @katrinaforget]

@RuthieConnell @WinnipegCC Yes! So excited that you're coming here!! 😃

[Kat @katrinaforget]

@holly 😍

[Kat @katrinaforget]

@DeclawedBoy Fair enough! I was being a bit facetious anyway. I like TNG, but agree that the writing was at times clunky.

[Kat @katrinaforget]

@DeclawedBoy To be fair, some people do find it difficult to correctly identify emotions through facial expressions/body language... But I get what you're saying :p

[Kat @katrinaforget]

@DeclawedBoy Yeesh okay, my relatives aren't that bad yet. Although at my Oma's funeral last month at Springs, the sermon was solely on how we need to just focus on getting to heaven, to the point where I was (cynically) assuming he'd soon start encouraging suicide🙄Such a harmful rhetoric.

[Kat @katrinaforget]

@DeclawedBoy Yeah, I feel ya...I saw my Springs-indoctrinated/brainwashed relatives a couple weeks ago for the first time in 2 yrs and then spent the next few days ranting to Paul about them🤦‍♀️

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

Questions for the people who are scared of becoming a minority: Why is that? Are minorities treated differently?

[Rachel Cunliffe @RMCunliffe]

I've said this before, but. If you genuinely believed abortion is murdering babies, you'd do everything you could to prevent the need for it. Comprehensive sex ed. Widely available free contraception. Criminal penalties for men who remove a condom mid-sex without consent.

[Kat @katrinaforget]

@SarahMillican75 What about Winnipeg? 😥

[Kat @katrinaforget]

Turns out I'm an expert in 'spuddling'...As demonstrated by the fact I'm writing this from my work computer while my actual work is sitting in front of me on my desk 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A brief reminder that to 'spuddle' (17th century) is to work feebly and ineffectively, because your mind is either somewhere else, or hasn't yet shifted into gear.

[Kat @katrinaforget]

@DOB_INC Mennonite or Ukrainian Easter bread (aka paska) - sweet bread with a lemon zest, with lemon frosting and sprinkles. Pure cholesterol, but soooo good!

[Bartley Kives @bkives]

Weather all winter: unusually wet

Forecasters in February: bad flood coming

Weather in March: Ideal - dry and cool

Forecasters: Things looks way better

Weather in April: unusually wet

Forecasters: Why did I choose this profession?

[Kat @katrinaforget]

I'm watching through Malcolm in the Middle right now (mainly for nostalgia purposes). I never realised before how much Phil from Modern Family is basically just Hal updated for the 21st century...

[Kat @katrinaforget]

Love it when my Twitter timeline syncs up 😛 @EdGambleComedy @jonathansfrakes