kat 🌽

baking diary and clown diary ⭐️ follow me on instagram for more baking! (she/her)

[kat 🌽 @katrinaparmesan]

honey sesame cake with spiced pear jam and matcha swiss meringue buttercream 🍐❇️🍵

[kat 🌽 @katrinaparmesan]

my worms n’ dirt birthday cake! chocolate buttermilk cake frosted with chocolate buttercream, filled with chocolate pudding and crushed oreos, and decorated with a chopped gummy worm mosaic 🪱🪴🪏

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Took an hour to cook and it’s bad

[sex favorable asexual @tsellefanning]

wearing a micro miniskirt on the subway.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Getting Anxious About How Stressed She's Been

[sean mcguire @seanw_m]

how about glass block? I’m a Bromo personally

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ME (showing him around downtown Toronto): That Tim Hortons won't let you use the bathroom, but the one across the road will and the one around the corner will.

CRISTIANO RONALDO: Wow.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Went to the dentist today they said I grind in my sleep #😴🤑💰

[exciting!!excellent!!🇵🇸✨ @superexcitebike]

buying a concert ticket means you should be allowed to go up on the stage and take the instruments away from the performers and bring them home with you for free

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

How it feels to hope for anything

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

#combination

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Toronto be like We are lighting the cn tower mauve for smashburger awareness week

[Andrea Dekeseredy @AndieWinnipeg]

Do you think Katy Perry knows what PC Points are?

[italian lucite @yurodivys]

My entire life is powered by a desire to go swimming in nice water. I only work to go swimming. The winter is hard for me because I lose sight of what is most important when I am far away from going swimming

[ravn @mfnravn]

i have a masters degree in yearnalism

[kat 🌽 @katrinaparmesan]

hot chocolate cake!

[h @VILL4NEVE]

nobody will ever be this funny again

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

here we go again crying in bed what a familiar feeling all my friends in love and i’m the one they call for a third wheeling

[kat 🌽 @katrinaparmesan]

first time doing holiday boxes and I’m so happy with how they turned out <3