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[katrina bee @katrininja]

@WindWhole What about the ugly people?

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@redditSpaceView The forbidden cheese

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Do people with lazy eyes know they have a lazy eye? I mean, unless someone tells them how would they ever know about it??

[katrina bee @katrininja]

I was having a shitty day but then I washed my hair and now I feel better :)

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@ScottGoglin I'm not sure, I kinda dig it

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It's called a drive-thru, not a drive stop

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@ScottGoglin Great white dopes?

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Whimmy wham wham wozzle

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@UberFacts @ScottGoglin

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@ScottGoglin How do you like them apples?

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@animalIife @ScottGoglin

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Halfway through watching Law Abiding Citizen (2009) ... I think the Butler did it

[katrina bee @katrininja]

My period is coming so get your licks in while you can

[katrina bee @katrininja]

The power went out but jokes on you, gas company, I was already burning a candle because I have anxiety problems and I find it relaxing. So suck it!

[katrina bee @katrininja]

If someone wants to open a Spanish-themed pedicure shop, I have a name for you already .... Uno, Toes, Tres

You're Welcome.

[katrina bee @katrininja]

i hate going to funerals. I'm just not a mourning person

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do you masturbate with your dominant hand? Or are you ambisextrous?

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I need subtitles on this audiobook

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Keep the beard!!! #Jeopardy

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I let my voice do the talkin'