scorpszn

Yeet or sumthin

[scorpszn @katroran]

The look vs the inspo

[scorpszn @katroran]

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO STOP THE RAIN

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

what happened financially alcoholically chemically socially and psychically in june must never happen again

[scorpszn @katroran]

Traitor has Canada Pride?
L M F A O - get out of here

[Danielle Smith @ABDanielleSmith]

With this incredible goal, in extra time, Canada 🇨🇦 is heading to the final 16 for the first time in World Cup history ⚽️

Huge congrats to the entire team @CANMNT_Official— you have made all of Canada proud!

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[scorpszn @katroran]

Drove 4 cars that weren’t mine. Walked home alone at 1:45am. Told I’m a great friend people don’t deserve.

Im writing a Substack

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

5 nights a week at 8:35pm sharp #LoveIslandUSA

[scorpszn @katroran]

THEY BROUGHT IT BACK GOD IS SO GOOD!!

[SpotifyCares @SpotifyCares]

@ohgingeryone_ Hey Katja! We're afraid this option's no longer available, but we'll let the right team know you miss it /JJ

[interpretation @materialcritic]

gender gap relationships where the couple has a monogamy fetish are so normalized

[scorpszn @katroran]

3 beers and love island recipe for more depression than I’ve ever had. Amazing

[scorpszn @katroran]

Started watching love island again. Ready to implode

[scorpszn @katroran]

Me when it’s still fuckin May 🤩🔫

[scorpszn @katroran]

HUH?? Insanity aside, he’s only got like 6 years before it’s due to be replaced lol rip dad’s end of life suicide I guess?

[scorpszn @katroran]

My dad’s dad is ever so slowly dying and part of the process has been taking away his licence because he CANNOT drive anymore. The car he “drove” covered in scrapes the door doesn’t close flush etc etc.

[scorpszn @katroran]

My dad to me as we are discussing what a struggle it is to make sure his dad stops driving. “Just put me in the drivers seat on the high level gravity will do the rest”

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[scorpszn @katroran]

Every day, I’m so thankful that Covid ruined olive bars. The fact that I don’t go into a grocery store and have to smell olives is a blessing.

[scorpszn @katroran]

Just watched a lady vape straight into her kids face inside of ikea Oh my God I love this city.

[scorpszn @katroran]

Texting my dad about the GP

“Why is everyone with penalties or out?”
“It’s the ground hogs”
“Didn’t realize the FIA had acquired new management”