Kat Rybarski

smart dumb comedian. “It’s ‘I’ll cookie you!’”

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

I’m beginning to wonder if maybe I should have forwarded those chain emails to fifteen people.

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

@BitImprov aww, thanks guys! 🥰🥰🥰

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

I actually hope my neighbors can hear me sing in my apartment. What a treat for them.

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

@ImMatElfring thanks Mat! 🥰

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

@NatelandPodcast I missed voting! But the grammar nerd in me can’t get behind Let’s Go Folks! “Let’s Go” and “Hello” are said in different contexts that in my opinion are not interchangeable. Hello is a greeting whereas “Let’s Go” is like a rally, and doesn’t really fit the same situations

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

Lisa Frank folders be like
💖✨❤️🐻🦄🐯🐶🧡💛🐬⭐️🐴🐧💙💜💗🌈💕🦩🌹✨💖

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

Just realized I get excited about fancy cleaning products now. I hate this.

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

Whatta Man is on the Biden-Harris playlist and somewhere Leslie Knope is breaking it down. #Biden #BidenHarrisInauguration #ParksAndRec #Playlist

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

I have so much gratitude for @staceyabrams and the people (and namely black women) of Georgia today. Thank you for using your voices and your votes. Thank you for affecting such powerful change. Thank you for saving us all ❤️

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

@krissimmons this is poetry.

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal 🎄#HomeAlone

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

@kashunabgto sis you went off! 😂 https://t.co/uI1Nnuji03

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

Just an idea: how much stimulus money could be available if we made a deal to give Mitch McConnell to Madame Tussauds?

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

Turns out it’s not quarantine weight, I’m just becoming The Santa Clause.

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

Had a sneaking suspicion that I was forgetting something as I left this morning but couldn’t place it. Realized as I walked into work I forgot my whole purse.

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

Does mold come in every color?

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

I’ve been singing to myself today. Do you guys sing at home? Like a cappella? What’s at the top of your sing-it-to-myself list?

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

This had me crying. Today blue is my favorite color 💙 #BidenHarris2020

https://t.co/PaIDxsndtC

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

@rajandelman If this isn’t us ✨I don’t want it✨

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

Self-care isn’t selfish. It’s literally the opposite of selfish. Taking care of yourself saves your loved ones the worry & work of taking care of you. The more you’re able to care for yourself, the more you’re able to care for others.

Caring about yourself IS caring about them.

[Kat Rybarski @katrybarski]

@michaelbradt “PLAY ME. and then flip to the B side for a pre-death mix tape I made you. Just a little freestyle. Check it out if you want.”