kat

she/her

[emma. @emmastone17]

Whoever the hell curated this year’s @BonneMamanUS advent calendar needs to be fired. FOUR oranges in FIVE days?! The fact that there are even four in the whole calendar is criminal.

[Aneesa McMillan @AneesaSM]

Reba, not right now……

[R. @midnightstrack2]

“With love and hope,

Taylor Swift,
Childless Cat Lady”

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Donald Trump is too emotional to be president.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

All night he talked about himself and about her.

She, by contrast, talked about you.

Because that’s who she works for.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

😭

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

TRANSGENDER OPERATIONS ON ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT ARE IN PRISON is like woke mad libs omg love

[NAACP @NAACP]

For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

LMAO he really just said idk him like that about his own vp pick

[ryan w @SourceRyan]

Jesus fucking Christ. We are not aborting children in the 9th month or executing them after. Unless you count school shootings. #Debate2024

[emma. @emmastone17]

He’s a 10 but he doesn’t know the difference between apart and a part

[The Olympic Games™ @Olympics]

This is everything.

[Eva Styles @MissEvaStyles]

All the people who hated Sugar & Spice quietly from the start now happy they can rightfully be loud.

[kat @katsfacts]

@CarissasNewLife love you!!!

[kesha @KeshaRose]

Hard to be Kesha in a Hailey Bieber world but somebody’s gotta do it

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

It’s giving Harry Styles with more water and nutrients

[scarlet @sotyopalite]

GREAT WEEK FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE

[maya @folklorefrogs]

Chiefs win from the 13 yard line is the most insane tayvoodoo. She really is the universe’s favorite

[kat @katsfacts]

The best part about the Super Bowl used to be the ads but now I think it’s the tweets 😂 yall are funny over here