Katt

If you can't handle me at my Milpool, you don't deserve me at my Thrillhouse // Here for the #content // I would simply prefer to not // She/Her/Oi you

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Can’t believe I am having to log in to Twitter to do this: hey @Ofcom @CISASUK what are my routes to resolution if I have been repeatedly denied and obstructed from being given a deadlock letter by @virginmedia?

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Meds which fuck your thermoregulation etc are no joke lads

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At pride, just been told I’m a queer elder. I’ll be over here dying

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In a rather prescient turn of events, I’ve had to tap out of the march halfway. As despite drinking *litres* of water on my way round, after 2 hours in this heat, I felt like I was going to pass out.

I also think despite liberal application and top ups of sun lotion, I burned.

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Elon giving it all “2 many snakes round here. Just me n the kids from now on”, proper Facebook dramz.

I will not be shocked if there is an “inbox me hun” at some point.

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@Isobel_Eleanor Wanted to see if it got me b&.

Suck it Space Karen

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Cis

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@KorgTheBronan It’s about time tbh

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Shoulders fucking killing me now mind

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Been in London 3 minutes, and I have been assaulted. After flat tyres and cancelled trains, I’d really like a break today pls.

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Stayed upright thankfully, cos I’m well sturdy me. He’s lucky I’m in a hurry and the worst he got was “fucking prick”.

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“Go with friends” says Facebook under a gig listing. Reckon I should take my mum to the crust punk gig like it suggests?

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@KorgTheBronan “Posting for the algorithm to connect me with the worst people in the world”

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I need you all to see the card that my parents gave to @Isobel_Eleanor and I. 😭😭😭

Best present.

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@saturrrday I nearly did a murder in Asda yesterday for similar reasons

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@Ornsack Also, in our house the tradition is to whack it on when wrapping presents and quaffing a criminally large baileys

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@Ornsack This is your Roman Empire

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Next doors cat is such a lovely and polite man

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@BarclayTheLion Being responsible for that piss would make me give up drinking as well