kat

do not go gentle into that goodnight
2.20.20🖤👼🏼

[kat @kattdaddy9]

Why does the camera I want have to be so expensiveeee😭🫠😭🫠😭🫠😭

[kat @kattdaddy9]

@k_hackz Wtf…???

[kat @kattdaddy9]

I’m just patiently waiting for the housing market to crash out

[kat @kattdaddy9]

I switched my insurance over to my new car… and it went down to $66 a month…. For a new Tesla??? Not complaining at all but that’s wild

[kat @kattdaddy9]

One thing we love about drunk kat is she’ll always wash her makeup off, sometimes even shower😂🤌🏼🤌🏼

[kat @kattdaddy9]

Someone came up to me at work and named one of the high schools I went to and my full name…. And I take pride in remembering people… not a single syllable of this guys name sounded familiar.
I gave him a discount on his drinks.
My bad Dalton??? I think.

[kat @kattdaddy9]

I hope I see this bitch again today. I thought of so many more funny things to say to piss her off😂😂😂😂💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

[kat @kattdaddy9]

This lady at the dog park yanked Poudre out of the water bowl by his scruff because her dog was also sharing the bowl. I have NEVER almost throat punched an old lady quicker in my life. Hands on sight.

[kat @kattdaddy9]

@k_hackz I’ll be there too😈

[kat @kattdaddy9]

I lost sooo much hair because ✨relationship depression✨
Buttttt the last 6 weeks I’ve been using castor oil on my hair and lashes and now my lashes are the longest they’ve ever been and my hair is growing back🤗
Sprinkle in some happiness… what a concept

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

DoorDash forgot my straw so now I gotta get a refund smh

[kat @kattdaddy9]

This man told me you can have 500 tabs open on safari on your phone and when he hits the limit he just starts new ones in the private tab😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[kat @kattdaddy9]

Next talking stage im bringing them front row to a comedy show to get interrogated and roasted😂

[kat @kattdaddy9]

@LloydCadillac Love you Thomas. Don’t let your anxiety and depression tell you untrue things🖤

[kat @kattdaddy9]

Re watching euphoria makes me wanna go back in to my glitter days. I was a better Katdaddy then😏

[kat @kattdaddy9]

I miss my kitties

[kat @kattdaddy9]

I let someone (that I know) lure me to their apartment last night because they had a lava lamp😂

[kat @kattdaddy9]

Why are me and Glenn Powell not married yet?!

[jynx @jynxbby]

save the stupid shit for a stupid bitch