Kat Roman

[Kat Roman @kattroman]

@nikkirecchia Shit where do I get that

[Kat Roman @kattroman]

@samantha_kayla5 Maybe you need to come visit roc, we have about 5 wegmans in a 5 mile radius

[adam @brokeangeI]

alexa why are men like that

[Kat Roman @kattroman]

@PizzaPartyBert That friend is me

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

happy New Years ya pieces o' shit

[sergeant dick lips the third @TeahLhompson]

My ideal sleeping position? Side sleeping, Left leg straight out right leg 90 degree angle hiked up. One arm under the pillow one arm over. Multiple blankets fan on high NyQuil coursing though my bloodstream. Obama is there.

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

Yeah guys, they took Sunny off of Netflix. A real kick in the dick. Hopefully we’ll be back. It’s out of my hands though. In the meantime: Hulu.

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

me: i fw ur vision
me: thanks

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

The system has failed. It’s heart breaking to see a young girl sex trafficked then when she has the courage to fight back is jailed for life! We have to do better & do what’s right. I’ve called my attorneys yesterday to see what can be done to fix this. #FreeCyntoiaBrown

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

ballin in bulk

[Joe Zappulla @ZappullaJ]

[at a party]
Me: *over the music* DO YOU HAVE A RECYCLING BIN?

[C3 @ChrisHemans]

If Imma have a mental break down, Imma make it look sexy. https://t.co/nofox5QEAv

[Kat Roman @kattroman]

@GagnierMegan I'm fucking dead will slays

[Alberto @AP__Alberto]

me: *buys stuff*
bank account: *deducts the money I spent*
me:

[Kat Roman @kattroman]

So was this before or after the cops came? https://t.co/iQPxQSd8G9

[Kieran Gibbs @thegibmister16]

every bad grade on my transcript is FAKE. professors have been LYING FOR YEARS to make me look lazy and unmotivated. TERRIBLE and SAD!