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[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

[Kat @katttmurphy]

I can’t breathe watching VPR finale I need to watch it 3 more times

[Kat @katttmurphy]

@eocatanz No literally !!!!

[L @helllolucy]

I’ve never known of anybody with less shame than miss Khloe Kardashian. Imagine writing a big post for your baby daddy’s birthday after he embarrassed you in front of the whole world multiple times 😭😭😭😭

[Kat @katttmurphy]

Tom asked what I wanted to eat and I thought Strawberries or Jose Tejas. Apparently I wanna eat in Woodbridge today 😵‍💫

[Kat @katttmurphy]

Parade day you win again!!!!!!

[Kat @katttmurphy]

I wish I could text every slow driver in the left lane on the parkway to tell them they’re the reason for the traffic. But since I can’t, I’ll just fly past them and honk and stare at them angrily

[Kat @katttmurphy]

A man at the bar wouldn’t stop talking to Kelly and me and he started the conversation with “how come you’re so tan???”

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the retirement age needs to be lowered to 28 because i’ve had enough

[Kat @katttmurphy]

I send my grandma mirror selfies of my outfits from my messy room and never thought twice about it. Today she said “I love that mirror and you’re very stylish, but could you at least make your bed???” 😵‍💫🫠

[Kat @katttmurphy]

@nickshirkey26 And tomorrow is still a workday????

[Kat @katttmurphy]

Howwwwww is it only Thursday

[abby 💫 @abbyk_16]

Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers ATE THIS UP

[TAHREEM @gentlycarved]

romo (relief of missing out)

[Kat @katttmurphy]

Me??? Having a meltdown?? No, never🫠🫠🫠

[Kat @katttmurphy]

I have been thinking about a coat I saw before Christmas for weeks, dreamt I owned it last night, and today it was 60% off. I haveeeee to have it

[Kat @katttmurphy]

Thought I won $19 in scratch offs and was so excited. Turns out I can’t read a scratch off properly and I actually won $160🤑🤑🤑

[Kat @katttmurphy]

Tom and I are thinking about dry January and honestly I think that’s it’s impressive we’ve even got this far

[Kat @katttmurphy]

I need to be in my bed for the next 3 days at least

[Kat @katttmurphy]

It’s my last day of work until next Wednesday and like it’s Christmas was playing when I walked into work 🥹🥹🥹