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The confidence of a Kanye and the sensitivity of a kindergartener

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The idea of creating an anonymous twitter account to fart my thoughts into the wind is strangely enticing

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I would also fall in love on the first date if a guy spent all that money on me #TheBachelor

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👏FINALLY👏BYE👏VICTORIA #thebachelor

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Victoria fake apologizing like #TheBachelor

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Matt thought Victoria had “a big heart”?? #TheBachelor

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Anna trying to cry #TheBachelor

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Mascara ad? Guess Madison is coming up #TheBachelor

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Peter ~breathes~
Barb #TheBachelor

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Peter: I told you my heart was torn in two directions. Madison left two days ago. Hannah Ann, I love you. Also Peter #TheBachelor

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Peter and Madison openly talking about their sex life in front of Peter’s PARENTS #TheBachelor

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Peter asking Sydney if she meant her dad when she’s talking about her parents’ divorce and says she wasn’t close to him #TheBachelor

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is peter physically unable to travel unless it’s by air #TheBachelor

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Spare a thought for the Starbucks barista unsure how tf caelynn is spelled #BachelorInParadise

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can real life please please please imitate art https://t.co/IYo7HIoL18 #BachelorInParadise

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My gay ass watching Demi talk about her relationship with a woman #BachelorInParadise

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Trying to figure out how all these attractive women find blake good looking #BachelorInParadise

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Katie having the loudest, most confusing breakdown for no reason #BachelorInParadise

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Cam is the tinder date where you text your friend ten minutes in to bail you the fuck out #BachelorInParadise

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Zooey Deschanel will only gain strength from her captivity. Singing in such an enclosed space only empowers her

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Kids, always proofread. ALWAYS. I had to write something at work and I meant to write “we provide substance abuse support” but accidentally wrote “we provide substance abuse” and yes I get paid to write words good

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22: i am unhappy with him but it’s fine
23: i am unworthy of love
24: i should have seen the heartbreak coming
25: i will stay in this relationship even though he doesn’t want to be with me
26: fuck YEAH I am a golden angel QUEEN 👑 too good for men because they are all trash